So DH has been away and came back to a tidy house which he then trashed by leaving stuff everywhere. Bags, coat, shoes, paperwork, general detritus. Three days I was asking for him to sort his stuff out, empty his bag and put it away.
Today, he finally took it upstairs and left it on the bedroom floor (still not emptied). Tonight he went to bed and whacked his toe on it, breaking open the skin. He stomped downstairs yelling at me for moving it into his path (obviously telepathically through the lounge ceiling). Am I being an evil uncaring beast of a wife to think he bloody deserved it for being a lazy bastard?