To think aliens visited last night..

[GrumpyOldBagFace]

The cooker clock had stopped at some point last night. It was 2 hours slow this morning.

Got in the car and the clock said 00:00.

Sat Nav would load up so I got my phone to find my meeting on there and no 4G or 3G

The only possible explanation is that aliens froze the planet (Britain) to keep everyone inside and have been up to no good last night.

Power cut maybe due to weather ? Not sure how that would affect the car though

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Aliens . No other explanation

Definitely aliens 👽

It wasn’t aliens. I was goblins, they do this sort of thing.

It was the lizards.

My phone had no 3G or 4G this morning too. I assumed weather but now I think maybe aliens too??

Has to be aliens nothing on this earth would explain that!

I got up a couple of weeks ago to find 3 clocks in the house had all stopped between 3 and 4am. I did wonder about aliens then too!

This could be a case for Mulder & Scully...

Of course it wasn't lizards, that's ridiculous... unless it was alien lizards.

It appears these aliens have a penchant for clocks!

Alien lizards who stop clocks! Only possible explanation.

Gremlins!

I reckon it was the deros. I’ve fallen down too many internet woo rabbit holes recently, apparently deros are a race of evil creatures (possibly evolved from aliens stranded on earth millions of years ago) who live inside the Hollow earth (what, you thought we had a molten core?sheeple 🙄). They like to disrupt humans by shooting some kind of evil rays to the surface every so often. They’re basically to blame for everything from lost socks to Donald Trump.

It was definitely the stranded Deros shooting rays directly at my cooker, car and phone. Little bastards!

As I was leaving work at 4:30 I noticed the alarm system on the front door said 13:30 ... are the poles shifting?