To ask for the most famous drunken happening in your circle of friends past or present

[Sarahh2014]

Was thinking today about the time many years ago went to a house party done a country lane and on the way home my good friend decided in her parylectic state she wanted to ride a horse home because she couldn't be arsed to get a taxi!! We didn't let her mount in of course but we were on the floor laughing

@KC225 I grew up in 70's/80's Surrey too and I remember those parties well even though I was very young. I don't remember any women getting wasted but I certainly remember my dad & his best friend being so drunk they fell over our garden hedge whilst having a sneaky smoke, in front of the lounge window so not very sneaky 😂 ah the good old days 😝

Another one.The same friend decided to grab hold of the back of a pick up lorry in the middle of our town centre..it was moving.Resulting in her being dragged along and cutting her shin badly.We didnt want to go home so took her our version of first aid which was sitting her in the toilets of a pub and pouring vodka on it.I know 😯

We borrowed a bar stool from one pub and took it round town with us on a pub crawl - how we weren't spotted walking out with a tall wooden stool I have no idea!! On a slightly less funny note, I was once in a bar when a fight broke out nearby whilst we were playing pool - one lad held out his hand towards me and I, without thinking, handed him the pool cue. Which he proceeded to batter another lad with - oops!!

A friend (hope she's not on Mumsnet) was the maid of honour at her sister's wedding. She was a bit of a nightmare at the time and got so wasted she ended up heckling during the speeches. She then felt sick and sprinted from her seat at the top table, got caught in a set of revolving doors and vomited down her dress.

I am so glad I don't drink. These all sound horrendous!!

I got home drunk many years ago and decided I would impress the children with what a cool mum I was by ordering them a treat from the internet. So I went on Amazon and ordered a bulk size box of chocolate bars. Then the chuppa chup lollies caught my eye (box of 50) and then I figured you couldn't have enough sherbet dips and so it went on. It turned out that I had spent nearly £150 on sweets .. you couldn't see my work tops for months!!

A rather famous QC I knew vaguely got so wasted at a legal do that he tied his public school tie around his head. He was shouting "marry me ladies, I'm Prince Harry". A friend actually videoed it and still has it somewhere. I personally would have blackmailed him years ago.

When living out in Dubai almost 20 year’s ago a friend was arrested and imprisoned after being caught in a compromising situation with a fellow English ex-pat. They actually had to get MARRIED to avoid a lengthy prison sentence. True story.

'A friend'....mates were in town and a night of heavy drinking ensued. The carnage and debauchery lived up to the usual late 90s standard. Oasis, bad bowl haircuts and piss poor lager. However this young gentleman had difficulty with knowing where he was.
Morning came and the revellers awoke to find a perfectly curled turd on the lino by the ground floor toilet. There was an uproar as the assembled mass tried to understand what had happened. Eventually 'friend' stumbled into the living space and uttered the immortal line: 'lads, someone's taken a shit in the hallway...and on a completely unrelated note, I appear to have shit all over my jeans....'

Same friend years later was found pissed as a fart trying to flush a shit down a bidet...some men never learn.

Crying with laughter at the guy spraying shit over the restaurant courtyard and being handed a napkin.

After a heavy night my key wouldn't work in the front door. Luckily the kitchen window was open so i climbed in and went up to bed. When i woke the next morning i realised i didn't live there any more and had moved out two weeks prior. Luckily no one was there.

Replacing the town hall flag with a Jolly Roger....

Long before I met him, DH managed to run up the gangplank of a departing Royal Navy ship, with the whole crew on deck in their dress uniforms, wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a pair of frilly knickers after he got lucky on shore leave in South America.