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To find this off putting?

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lizzlebizzle33 · 16/02/2018 08:29

DP has taken to coming to bed wearing just a vest, no pants or underwear. He says it's because his bottom gets hot(sorry TMI)

I just find it odd and a bit cringe to see 'it' flappin about under his top, if he were completely naked then fine no problem. I just find this a bit off putting..... thoughts?

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SugarPlumFerry · 16/02/2018 09:00

Maybe it's because we just had our second baby This'll be it. Literally everything about DH annoyed me when I was knackered and fuseless.

One day you'll laugh at DH's willy bouncing up the stairs. Probably Grin

lizzlebizzle33 · 16/02/2018 09:03

Donald ducking! Ha ha

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sandgrown · 16/02/2018 09:04

I thought it looked very odd and it certainly made the DC giggle behind their hands! I guess they were not bothered about sunburn down below??

BuckysRoboticArm · 16/02/2018 09:04

Up the stairs, brilliant!

I'm acquainted with all of dp's bodily movements as he's pretty much naked from dusk til dawn. I love it.

I can remember during pregnancy and after having my dd, getting zero sleep and feeling irrationally irritated by dp. I thought that was normal? Hormones and such. It wore off. He never even had a clue most of the time. Anyway 11 years and we are going strong, he rarely annoys me and love him as much as dd. Not odd at all. We are all different anyway Shatner.

NotASingleFuckToGive · 16/02/2018 09:10

Tell DH he has exactly zero chance of a shag while he's dressed like Donald Duck.

He'll soon stop Grin

Notso · 16/02/2018 09:11

Donald ducking Grin
Vests on men are grim anyway without the cock flapping about the place. It's a bit weird like naked except socks.

Kikashi · 16/02/2018 09:14

The sheets will need changing more often

lizzlebizzle33 · 16/02/2018 09:14

I'm so glad I'm not the only one finding it odd!

Donald ducking is possibly the funniest thing I've heard this year 😂

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Loyaultemelie · 16/02/2018 09:20

This made me laugh DH did this once but was greeted by sniggering so somehow got the idea not to repeat

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MiddleAgedMe · 16/02/2018 09:24

Haha men are odd looking! Mine does this too and I just laugh at him, he's used to it...sometimes I get a little dance too lol

lizzlebizzle33 · 16/02/2018 09:25

@Sarahjconnor I agree it is somehow ruder than no clothes at all, I don't know why?

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lizzlebizzle33 · 16/02/2018 09:26

@MiddleAgedMe sometimes I get 'the windmill'

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MiddleAgedMe · 16/02/2018 09:30

@lizzie brilliant...that's hillarious. Mine isn't very co ordinated so a request for "the windmill" could end in me falling out of bed laughing!!

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chocatoo · 16/02/2018 09:31

Tell him to take the vest off too then you'll be fine.

BrutusMcDogface · 16/02/2018 09:33

We call it Donald Ducking too! My youngest often appears like this at some point in the day (because she got to the toilet too late and left her wet knickers/leggings on the bathroom floor...🙄) The only time I see dp like it is if he gets half dressed and has to come down to get some boxers out of the dryer Grin it makes me laugh as it looks hilarious but wouldn't make me cringe or put me off him, really.

BigSandyBalls2015 · 16/02/2018 09:34

Oh dear! That is a bit odd.

Does he look like Tom Hardy? If not tell him to put some pants on.

lizzlebizzle33 · 16/02/2018 09:35

@BigSandyBalls2015 weird you should say that, he goes get called Tom Hardy at work!

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amusedbush · 16/02/2018 09:37

This reminds me a comic by the Oatmeal which always makes me laugh.

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Formalyknownas99 · 16/02/2018 09:38

And flapping about??
Does he do salsa on the way to bed? Is he rehearsing for the foilies berges?

I’m crying🤣 hesterton

WorraLiberty · 16/02/2018 09:40

I just find it odd looking, am I the only one?

I don't know, OP.

I've never seen your husband's penis.

MyKingdomForBrie · 16/02/2018 09:40

I do think they look absurd with their little dicks flapping about under a tshirt, no idea why!

lizzlebizzle33 · 16/02/2018 09:46

@@amusedbush great comic 😂

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laudanum · 16/02/2018 09:46

Penis with teeth. Be glad he hasn’t got that.

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