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To wonder why do men eat crisps this way

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agbnb · 15/02/2018 18:14

I recently read a thread about men Vs women eating differently in general not a rule. Specifically, the way men crunch their crisps more and tend to tilt their head back to pour the final contents in, like a cement mixer Envy

Since reading that thread I swear every male I've seen eating a bag of crisps in public has done exactly that, and yet I've not seen a single woman do it at all.

AIBU to wonder what's behind this? Why on earth has this general difference developed? Am I the only one disturbed by such a trivial but key difference?!

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HongKongPhooeyNo1Superstar · 15/02/2018 18:38

It's very annoying to watch. It looks greedy somehow I've seen a few men do it for sure.

crackerjacket · 15/02/2018 18:40

Like the cement mixer analogy

DH tells me off to adding salt to my food but then stuffs his face with crisps all night

Nowt like a crisp butty though

DingDongDenny · 15/02/2018 18:40

Simon Me too - best cat toy ever. I reckon we must have about 50 crisp triangles under the sofa, behind kitchen units and various bits of furniture by now

WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo · 15/02/2018 18:41

I tip the bits into my hand then into my mouth. I think if I tipped them straight from the bag I'd end up having a coughing fit. But the debris at the bottom is the best bit! I also lick my fingers afterwards. Especially if it's Doritos Grin

Butterfly1066 · 15/02/2018 18:41

I have an irrational hatred of this
I don't know why

callmekitten · 15/02/2018 18:43

And he has no regard for if the packet is opened the right way up or not

I open them upside down on purpose. I like the little bits that settle to the bottom best.

blackteasplease · 15/02/2018 18:43

Up til now I've always pinched the last few bits to get them in my mouth but think I will start doing the cement mixer thing!

CigarsofthePharoahs · 15/02/2018 18:43

I eat crisps like a man! I also do intricate origami with the packet.

nellieellie · 15/02/2018 18:48

No, the head tilt thing is disgusting. I lick my finger and stuff it to the bottom of the packet so that every single crumb will stick to it, then I lick it off. Much more ladylike.

LucyMorningStar · 15/02/2018 18:49

I also do the cement mixer move. I am a woman.

DOTLEYtheONEeyedDINO · 15/02/2018 18:49

I too am a cement mixer.

ToadOfSadness · 15/02/2018 18:49

I was told that tipping the last bits of the bag straight in makes you more liable to choke.

In this house I have to leave the room due to the loud crunching and filling the mouth as full as possible in one hit at least I don't need to worry about the bits that are scattered during the pouring in.

Bags are not folded, just dumped in the bin unless we are out and it is me that folds them neatly and tucks them between gaps the tables to prevent them blowing away when outside, or in a glass for the same reason.

Sophisticatedsarcasm · 15/02/2018 18:50

My DP does this. I never understood why 😂 been with him 13 y3ars but never thought to ask him why. Just thought it was something he did.... at least he’s not alone

Sophisticatedsarcasm · 15/02/2018 18:51

@nellieellie
Me too 😂

OutyMcOutface · 15/02/2018 18:51

I've never seen this Confused

SimonBridges · 15/02/2018 18:54

You never thought to ask him why? So he can get the last of the crisps.

I cannot understand why anyone would think ‘I’m not going to have the last crumbs of my crisps lest anyone think I was a man’.

ShatnersBassoon · 15/02/2018 18:55

I do that too. Otherwise it's a case of sticking a licked finger into the corner to get the small crumbs.

TrashPanda · 15/02/2018 18:57

I can't eat more than one crisp at a time in case one goes sideways and stabs my mouth but DP and DS will put piles in at once. The little bits at the end I tip into my hand then into my mouth, I don't leave them. I can't tip them straight into my mouth due to the stabby thing Blush

Dobbythesockelf · 15/02/2018 18:57

How do you eat crisps which doesn't crunch them? As for tipping it back it depends on the type of crisps, the bag of monster munch I had earlier, I used my finger to get all the little bits out of the corner but walkers I'd tip up.
I can't do the glory thing but my dh does and our cat loves them, best toy ever.

Pringlemunchers · 15/02/2018 18:59

I had eight Monster Munch in packet today !!! Eight ! Eight does not constitute a packet of crisps !!

Sparklingbrook · 15/02/2018 18:59

I must be a bit odd because I leave the crumbs. If the crisp isn't big enough to pick up with my fingers I don't want it.

PyongyangKipperbang · 15/02/2018 19:00

The only way to eat crisps is in a cheese sandwich.

crackerjacket · 15/02/2018 19:00

It's the same way with sweaters - men just rip them off their heads, women take an arm out at a time

crackerjacket · 15/02/2018 19:01
PersonA · 15/02/2018 19:03

I eat far too many bags of crisps. I am grateful to this thread for giving me the “folding in to triangle” cat toy idea though. He’s loving it and I feel I have deprived him for years Grin

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