It's TEN days before my period is due . 10! TEN!
And I'm already a tired , emotional , bloated mess.
I've cried for no reason.
I've snapped at the kids .
I've eaten a full fucking Easter egg after being really good on my diet lately .
I'm now pissed off that I've eaten the Easter egg and I've cried because my diet has failed.
My stomach is so bloated it looks like it ate a human.
FFS - why do we have to go through this shit !
Why can't we just lay an egg like penguins - it might make the fathers step up a bit more in some cases!
I'm seethingly angry 
I have no idea why .
I'm feeling terribly guilty as we have barely left the house this half term (we are having renovations done) .
The Chinese takeaway up the road is calling my name tonight .
A bath , a takeaway and a book for me.
Diet starts tomorrow 