IADNBU - ear wax

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My DF told me recently she picks out her baby's ear wax and feeds it to her dog.

CAT loves the nail file too.

Glad to hear that other cats were similarly bonkers about nail filing HoobleDooble.

And MikeUniformMike too! (Whose username I've long admired.)

Kerplunk are you she?! That's the sort of messed up thing she'd say!

My dog is minging - he ate dd's poo out of the potty once so I'm sure he'd love a bit of earwax but no way would I give it to him.

I didn't have the imagination to come up with anything original nauticant but I think CharlieAlphaTango is a brilliant name for my cat.

@dantdmestedious are you me? My DD 2 still tells every one that the dog ate her pooey.

I'm due to have microsuction on both ears next week. Perhaps I should be saving the results and making it into artisanal pet treats?

My cat is OBSESSED with ear wax. If he sleeps in our bed, you often wake up with a raspy tongue rooting around in your lughole.

I had a very sweet and innocent Kings Charles Cav once. Found it chomping on a used sanitary towel it had found in the bin.

I've had the cat wake me up by licking my earhole. It was not a good experience.

Eurgh would not like to be woken up by anything licking me ear!
feesh that's minging!!

@nauticant

My cats always come and watch me when I’m filing my nails. The noise wakes them and they’re so interested. Then the next day I just find the chewed up file in their bed.

Wow, not just my animals that love a bit of earwax then.

I think it's nail dust snash12. I wonder what's the mysterious cat intoxicant X?