£4 - one big chocolate bar or 4 small ones?

[sparepantsandtoothbrush]

I just can't decide 🤔

Does anybody else have similar dilemmas?

Can't type properly as the cat is trying to eat my chocolate and I don't want it on my clean sheets

May i suggest you shop around? Some places do 3 ordinary sized ones for £1.20 (ish). You'll get far more for your money you may have to consult your husband though, as I'm certain he gets the final say.

Are you going to eat them all yourself, or rent them out?

Chocolate prices will fall soon. I wouldn’t invest.

I'd indulge my love of art and buy four packets of Munch-ies

Two Toblerones, an Easter egg and some truffles.

Is it the woman who’s young, has a baby, grew up in the Caribbean and has a really rich husband?

I’d get the Norland nanny to choose. I don’t actually go to shops

Diversify, 2 small bars of chocolate, a small bag of haribo and a pencil.

If you've got 4 million quid why not get 4 million different chocolate bars? Maybe you could use some of that money to buy yourself a life whilst you're at it.

How many choclate bars do you own already?

chocolate

you should leverage your strong position and look at investment into a multipack for best return on investment.

Four. Different flavours. Variety is the spice of life!

But no-one wants Northern Chocolate Merryoldgoat, it's cheap for a reason.

As usual, I'd go against the grain and go for one small chocolate bar, as I'm all about quality not quantity. I'd rather have one little selector pack from Hotel Chocolat than a giant tub or Quality Street that costs about the same.

Dairy Milk isn't what it used to be..
I like the 4 boxes of Maltesers idea myself!
Mind you Yorkie giant chocolate buttons are rather yummy - £1 a bag in Poundland.
And we live in the very expensive SE London area too :)

4 would be easier to hide from your DH and also would mean you still have some left if he found one of your stashes.

But I suppose it really depends on whether you can swim? Eating all that chocolate would have an impact on your bikini readiness.

Is it the woman who’s young, has a baby, grew up in the Caribbean and has a really rich husband?

nah, it's the one who is 15, lives in a 3 bed semi in suburbia and is on school holidays.

Buy 4 small ones. Eat one yourself, hoard the others until the shops are shut, then sell them off for a profit. Repeat until you're a chocolate millionaire. might not work if you live near a 24-hour supermarket

Seriously though, this poster pops up every few weeks. Banging on about chocolate like the rest of us have never had any.

She'll be back next month winding us up about Haribo. Don't get sucked in.

If it's shit Cadburys American satanic chocolate then £4 is far too much and you'd probably puke.

But if it's posh chocolate than £1 will probably buy one tiny chocolate, so clearly £4 is the answer.

None. Buy crisps. HTH

Probably 4 so you get a variety. Unless you only like 1 particular bar, then I’d work out the best value for your money.

Just don't buy anything you can't afford outright.

Are you buying chocolate in London?