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Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 10/02/2018 11:08

Or is it just my rubbish internet failing to refresh itself?

The so called "Hot cross buns crime" Discussion of the day has been a discussion of the day since Monday!

Does anyone else get annoyed at this?

Preparing myself for being told to "get a life," etc!

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 19:02

And should be COCKWOMBLING of course.

Fucking auto correct!Hmm

Funko · 11/02/2018 19:05

I'm not. Dh is dead to mehttp://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3160334-Im-not-Dh-is-dead-to-me

DOES THIS MAKE THIS A TAAT? And therefore deletion worthy??

educatingarti · 11/02/2018 19:05

COWOMBLING - come wombling with me and the other wombles.

educatingarti · 11/02/2018 19:06

My autocorrect turned "wombles" into "Wimbledon".

ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 19:06

Arsenals A CUNTING FUCKING COWOMBLING WANKSTAIN TWATTING TRRRROOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Was just about to post must do better, Einstein but you smashed it that time!

Nothing short of exemplary!

I don't want it to be deleted though, if I'm honest - no one has ever been so rude & sweary to me before!!!

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 19:07

Maybe we could distract the aroused sausages with some COWOMBLING?

MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 19:07

I thought I was referencing the original criminal thread

educatingarti · 11/02/2018 19:08

Surely this is a TAA all the other threads that have made discussion of the day and should have been deleted at the start. Where's the night watch when you want it!

Ahardmanisgoodtofind · 11/02/2018 19:10

My post looked rather random-ive been away from this thread since around post 300, and posted before I realised just how far it's gone on.
As you were.

Funko · 11/02/2018 19:11

Mods are cunts

Awaits deletion

I'm sorry mods. You aren't cunts. It's in context of the thread, honest.

Fuck... please don't ban me. I might have to interact with the real world!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 19:12

I've plenty more where that came from Arsenal
Mouth like a sailor me. .

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 19:12

hang on, are we going for individual deletions or the whole thread?

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 19:13

we still aren't trending.

we may need to do this at 4am.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 19:13

221 to go

ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 19:14

What's a TTA or a TTAT.

I've missed so much, I'll have to have an early night so I can catch up.

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 19:14

thread about a thread.
very very bad.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 19:16

mn crimes:

being a btp.
taat.
troll hunting
being a troll.
writing about swmnbn
writing about various other especially litigious people/groups/schools.
eating hcb.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 19:17

btp?? wtf pbp.

educatingarti · 11/02/2018 19:17

Ahardman - it made me chuckle. I'm sure dog saliva is good for spots Confused

educatingarti · 11/02/2018 19:18

Why on earth aren't we trending?

Funko · 11/02/2018 19:21

This is bullshit!

This is the best thread ever. Since queen mortificado got her name stolen.

Ahh good times.

Funko · 11/02/2018 19:24

Oh and can someone pm me with swmnbn!!

Who the fuck is she?

SneakyGremlins · 11/02/2018 19:24

I'm back! Glad to see we're still going Grin

educatingarti · 11/02/2018 19:25

Funko = hairy hands!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 19:27

Ok so I've reported myself.

What is this world thread coming to when you have to fucking report yourself?!

And what happened to the aroused sausages and missile pooping baby?

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