Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!

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Or is it just my rubbish internet failing to refresh itself?

The so called "Hot cross buns crime" Discussion of the day has been a discussion of the day since Monday!

Does anyone else get annoyed at this?

Preparing myself for being told to "get a life," etc!

anyone for cake?

or fucked quiche?

or delicious eggy bread?

Can you call it "egg surprise" and claim to be the next Heston Whatshisface???

Meeeee!!!

deconstructed quiche

330 posts - nearly a 1/3 of the way there!!!!!!!!!

please do r make me go and do more gardening.

oops literally 333 posts - exactly 2/3 of the way there

We've got aroused sausage and fucked quiche.

Food porn ain't what it used to be.

two more posts, I like neat fractions

bugger. over shot.

You're probably right cob but it was starting to smell decidedly crispy.

The next question is, if I ignore the puked quiche currently crisping on the ovens bottom...will it go away?

Its hailing here.

Fuck gardening

Aridane nooooo, just 1/3 of the way there.

:(

yes nonocharlie. Oven on full, open doors, stamp on smoke detector. It'll be gone in a few hours,

It's sunny here and not soggy. It is not snowing, it will never snow ever here again. Because snow hates me,

my cat is having a wash. I shall send her round Funkos if she's going to be that industrious

Leave it and it will be even more of an egg surprise when you next use the oven

would anyone like to do dds coursework for her? then she can do the gardening for me and I can do fuck all on here.

We have a New Experiment!

How surprising can we make an egg?

Funko's left her door open Nono so just brazenly walk in preferably wearing a pair of marigolds, nick her oven and replace it with yours.

350 messages - only 650 to go

OYBBK what have you done to anger the weather gods?

I suggest a snowdance in the garden

Clothes are optional