Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!

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Or is it just my rubbish internet failing to refresh itself?

The so called "Hot cross buns crime" Discussion of the day has been a discussion of the day since Monday!

Does anyone else get annoyed at this?

Preparing myself for being told to "get a life," etc!

oh ok funko. Will be right round, with me eggy bread.
Do you have a first aid kit?

BadKitten we are doing it.

Not it, it. But it. It's like this but is it.

(Now I have an image of sexy time with Pennywise stuck in my head, yikes)

Aridane, you are ace at maths! I bet you'd show them on the muddled maths threads.

I have some benylin, lemsips of questionable use by date, a roll of plaster and some of that sticky medical tape. Will that do?

oh yikes Charlie.
I'm just going to get some brain bleach. brb.

I've lost my lovely blue hair dye!!

Bagsy the sausages!!! But there's no way in hell am I cleaning Funko. My house is a shit tip as it is and I'm far to busy addicted to MN to clean.

badkitten here have a .

DP has broken the fucking clippers

So long as it’s round numbers, badkitten, I’m in with a shot of getting it right

what are fucking clippers? it sounds a bit riske

And I'm still sat on sofa

Watching a film at the moment in with Matthew Perry - seems very odd seeing him in something other than Friends

Fucking hell I'm not going to sleep tonight!

Or have sex

I am going to beat DP to death with the broken clippers.

What kind of monster has beard hair so strong he breaks the clippers??

OYBBK fucking clippers would be some hardcore BDSM shit right there

Penny wise, arousal, sausages, clippers and beards.

This thread is taking a strange turn

I need an alibi and somewhere to put the body

Arousing Pennywise with clipped sausages??

Stop eyeing up my understairs you perve !

body? argh

Captured for all time.

Best thread in ages. I got so distracted reading laughing I confused my spot cream with an old tube of canesten. Since I have Orion's belt in spots on my head and the moon on my cheek might as well see if it works now.

yes Funko, with the gin too, I'll be fine. I'm quite a brave person!