What is your biggest pet hate?

[ArgfromTowie]

Not literally about pets

I would say social media trolls

MS it is a motherfucking cunt of a disease that robs people of their health. Their dignity and eventually their lives in a slow antagonistic way. MS can Fuck off right now.

A luke warm bath

People who get to the checkout, stand there with their arms swinging whilst all their shopping piles up at the far end of the belt, THEN decide that 'oh, I'd better start packing', and for whom it seems to come as a total surprise that they have to pay. They start ferreting about in their pockets and bags searching for the purse they should have had in their hand all along!

While the queue gets longer and longer and longer...

Women who bitch about their own 'friends' when they aren't there.

Women with squeaky, high pitched or child like voices. Especially if they seem to whine and stress words randomly, like e small CHILDREN who can't quite control THEIR voiiiicesss yet.

This seems to be the accepted style for female youtubers.

Monosyllabic people

Dogs

Vile creatures

Smoking
It's utterly vile spending nearly £10 a pack to stink and damage your health.

The kids who have constantly kicked my seat on a flight back from New York even after I asked politely if they could stop.
The ignorant twatty parents who allowed them to carry on.

Busy gyms.
Noisy cafes
Busy supermarkets

I know I'm been unreasonable though - but all annoying.

When people open my closed door to tell me something and then don't close it on the way out.

Dirty bastards eating stinking crisps, pasties, chips etc. on the bus.

People who take photos outdoors (usually at tourist spots) with an iPad. WHY. Imagine going to Disney World and you're walking up Main Street to the castle and there are a million iPads there in your view taking pictures. 🙄🙄

When myself or DH spot someone, we say 'pet hate, pet hate, pet hate!!'

People who complain and do sod all to fix things.

People with awful personal hygiene.
People who are two faced.

Bruno Tonioli. I know Strictly is over for now but that man bugs me. The way he stands from his seat everytime he gives his verdict. I can't stand it!

People who say myself and yourself when they mean me and you

Wet socks. Even thinking about wet socks makes me feel irrationally grumpy

People who use gold umbrellas anywhere other than on a golf course

'Literally'

People who bang on about 'benefit scroungers' in my presence, then remember that I live on them 'But we don't mean people like you, I mean, you're genuinely disabled, not taking the piss like some of them. And at least you worked for a long time'. Then get a bit shirty with me when I prove that my voice is not disabled and my ability to use the work 'fuck' is unimpaired. Because all disabled people are nice and 'so brave'. Fucknuggets with a side salad to that carry on.

Discourtesy in public spaces. I will advise you as to the location of the back of the queue if you push in.

The resurgence of polyester clothing.

The FA dragging their feet on video ref technology.

Jeremy Hunt. I'd do 15 to life for that twat.

People who sniff up the phlegm in their nose/throat constantly but don't do anything else to get rid of it.

People who spit or smoke.
Calling people Hun or lovely.
When you open a packet of tablets and always get the side with the leaflet.

Fucking costa coffee who serve hot drinks like lattes and hit chocolates in a tall glass. A GLASS. That is less stable than a cup. I just don't understand it. Feels horrible to drink.

Omg porkless yes with the leaflet! I get the leaflet 99% of the time. I think I've only got the non leaflet side about twice in my life actually. I started to assume it was some kind of magic puzzle where you get the leaflet whichever side you pick!

Is it maybe because we tend to open it from the right while looking at the pack straight (being right handed), are the leaflets always on the right hand side?? These are questions I need answering

People at gigs who film the whole thing so nobody behind can see the stage other then through a phone screen. I often take a minute long video as a nice memory (and have really enjoyed looking back over the years) but only if I am on the barrier so I can do it at chest level and not be in the way of anyone's line of sight. Got a lot of respect for Maynard james Keenan on this issue.

People who eat smelly food on a bus or train. If you decide you are eating tuna or egg sandwiches on a train you should be chucked onto the tracks.

People who drive very slowly. Rude and affects everyone else.