Trust me, it takes a lot to shock me. Last time I was seriously shocked was when we had to go through an automated check-in for our luggage with Ryan Air last summer. No human contact whatsoever - just loaded our baggage onto the plane via an automated terminal - but that's another story.
Today I drove on the M3 for the first time for about 6 months. There have been roadworks and 50mph limits on the Surrey end of this motorway for at least 3 years, with signs up saying "creating a new smart motorway" at the roadside.
So, am on this new smart motorway today and I realise that what's changed is that it's gone from 3 lanes plus hard shoulder to 4 lanes with NO HARD SHOULDER for miles and miles.
AIBU to think this is completely fucking insane? Where are you supposed to go if you break down or have an emergency inside the car? What if your car literally grinds to a halt in the inside lane? How insanely dangerous is that?! Cars driving up behind you at 70mph - how are they supposed to avoid smashing in to the back of you?
If anyone can reassure me that this is all fine then I would be grateful. Otherwise I'm seriously considering avoiding the M3 altogether even though I need to use it fairly often.