Children's TV characters you just can't stand

[ragmayo]

As a parent subjected to the joys of cbbc and beyond, I now have a deepset hate of Mr Tumble, Barney (don't get me started!!), Sophia the first and Doc McStuffins and her long running battle with Munchausen by proxy, to name but a few.
What children's tv characters really put your teeth on edge?

Mayor Goodway from Paw Patrol. She's fucking mental! Idolizes a chicken! This chicken is deputy Mayor! A fucking chicken!
She talks like a demented loon and when people's lives are at stake, she's still wingeing on about her god damn chicken! Chickaletta needs to just go into a casserole and have done with it!

The parents from Topsy and Tim. The kids are bad, but their parents! Jesus H. Christ.

Every time someone on here writes "twinkly little laugh" I hear it in the mother's perky, optimistic, annoying-as-fuck voice.

LOving this thread.
Topsy and Tim - are you good at remembering? Just the way topsy says it annoys the HECK out of me.

Peter Rabbits theme tune guy. I read someone describe it as Christian rock but with radishes. I laughed a lot.

another vote for Bing from me. The poor grammar infuriates me. Baby Jake freaks me out too.

Angelina Ballerina. Little diva.

God yes, Little Roy and his entire family
Bing bloody bunny
Chris and Pui- so so dull
The I Can Cook woman
Melody
Baby Jake

I quite like Topsy and Tim's dad ...

Bing. What a whining pathetic little shit. I actively hate him and I don't even hate my DV committing ex which shows the level of my loathing. Pando and all the weird drippy 'adults' on Bing. Tim and the Mum off Topsy and Tim. She is the sort of terminally smug fucker who you just know would be patronisingly kind to your face but massively judging you behind your back. Tim. I have never been drawn to infanticide before but his bleating whine and utter gormlessness make me feel murderous. Also a programme which is constantly bloody repeated in which a smug family (one of the children is called Oak ) bang on about how fucking marvellous their life is by the seaside. They are exactly the type of Muppets you get at Center Parcs braying as loudly as possible and show parenting at maximum volume. That was quite therapeutic Thank you OP. PS. I was quite partial to Mr Bloom until I saw his tights clad legs during the BBC panto and he took his hat off during the 'surfing adventure' here and there. What a dissapointment.

Fucking bing. I hate the whiney bastard! He’s banned from my house

Yes Topsy and Tim's parents! So unrealistic.

Not sure if it's on anymore but Charlie and Lola. They're just so bratty and full of their own importance.

Fucking Noddy. Particularly in the new detective ones. He's such a goody two shoes.

Peppa needs making into bacon.
Mr bloom winds me up! His stupid wig really bugs me.

Quite like the go jetters and bing isn’t as annoying as raa raa, yet.

"Fucking Noddy" sorry that really made me laugh. He is a bit sanctimonious.

Oh and the mother goose club on YouTube kids, they look like cabbage patch dolls with those massive wigs!
And anyone singing “daddy finger” 🙄 or “Jonny Jonny yes papa” 🤬

Baby Jake - creepy as hell!

And yes to topsy and Tim! Besides the whole family being nuts, why the feck is their house so dirty and messy? Wallpaper hanging off the wall, mess everywhere..!

The Dad was in an advert for ?B&M? and was just as irritating in that.

Percy from Thomas and friends. The annoying, spineless bastard that he is. Oooh it's dark, oooh it's spooky. Can't stand him in Tale of the Brave.

Oh and bananas in Pyjamas. I'd like to put them in a blender.

Everyone I know hates Bing, I can’t stand Ben and Holly personally! Pleased to see no mention on Hey Duggee though, I could watch him all day, a-woof!

Omg I hate bloody mixed up Mary!!! That voice!!!

Does anyone remember the cartoon little bill? I absolutely loved it when my ds1 was little.

Nina with the stupid pigtails!!!

Norman fucking Price - he’s clearly an arsonist. Probably trying to get Sam’s attention since Sam is obviously his dad!

Norman price, annoying little arsonist, I just want to slap him all over!

Caillou is fucking AWFUL

Peppa pig is horrific too

All of the characters in Fireman Sam

Norman Price. Face made for slapping. And THAT VOICE.

Max and Ruby - stupid stupid!
Paw patrol - all of them especially Everest- pathetic!
Blaze - grrrr
Rusty Rivets and the annoying voices!
Alvin and the chipmunks - argh!
Nella the frickin' Knight - oh look at me all feminist knight- like but all I care about how we all look!!
Norman Price - lock the little shit up!!

YABU, mr tumble is a legend