My neighbour's cockerel is broken.

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It is constantly crowing. CONSTANTLY.
An early wake up call I could cope with, but it is all day and all night. And loud, my God, so loud. I can hear it clear as day when the window is closed, but when the window is open it's like a foul airhorn.
It's not even my direct neighbours either, it's coming from at least 5 buildings down.

I cannot explain how much I hate this cockerel.

WIBU to hunt it down and kill it?*

*Light hearted. I'm not actually going to murder the neighbours chicken.

Could you dangle your bare norks out of the window screaching 'nork - a - doodle - do' and pretend you are a rare breed

That will really go down well in Saudi Arabia.

Apparently if you have an aggressive Cockrel you can go in the run, wearing shin pads obviously, then imitate it's side stepping, lunging movements. This will show it that you do indeed have the bigger balls and stop the aggression.

Now this is what we want you to do, dressed as a giant cockerel.

Start keeping a pet fox?

"I've got the biggest balls in the area. Yes I have. No-one can best me. Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!

Welcome to the way of the Middle Eastern male...

I had 5 cockerels once and yes they ALL crowed ALL DAY. I was just waiting for neighbour complaints but didn't get any! I did say to next door though to just say if it got too much and we would kill them, maybe they didn't want to have that on their conscience.

I have neighbours who live across from each other who both have cockerels who crow back and forth to each other ALL DAY LONG. They both have a different crow, one sounds more croaky and not so healthy so you can tell who is who. I do prefer it to the many barky dogs in my street who all like to bark in a chorus it seems, with the cockerels joining in for good measure!

YetAnotherSpartacus Yes, I've read that before and it had me in stitches

Could you dangle your bare norks out of the window screaching 'nork - a - doodle - do' and pretend you are a rare breed

That will really go down well in Saudi Arabia.

Ahhhh I can see the headlines now, "British Nanny incarcerated after handing out of window naked screaming "nork a doodle doo - mutha fucker!" claims she was trying to scare the neighbours cock"

Ah your five minutes of fame op!!!

Crying at trying to scare the neighbour's cock! 😂

"One of the small one is accidentally a cockerel. (we thought we were buying 2 hens) "

Perhaps it was a transchicken?

www.urbanchickenpodcast.com/ucp-episode-018/

liz

just a late developer unfortunately