He's been out for the night... left at 1pm and got back at 12ish. The communication between me and DH tonight has left me baffled!
I got a iMessage at 9:45 that just reads "cheers" and I few moments later a notification of a missed call. I roll my eyes as I don't get signal on my mobile at home (as he knows) and he could have rung the land line or my work mobile, but noooo.
I send him an iMessage: "what's up?"
DH: "Jesus man!"
DH: "I need your help!"
Now I'm worried something has happened... so I call him using the landline. He doesn't answer. Then shortly after I get an FaceTime audio from him. I immediately start with, "are you ok, what's happened?"
He replies, "yes, yes... where is my train?"
Me: "is anything wrong?" (My inner thoughts wondering if one of his friends is hurt or if there's been a fight, has he been mugged?!)
DH: "yes I want to get on the train and I can't see the board thingy."
Me: " you had me really worried over train times?!"
DH: "for f**k sake. Just tell me what platform."
Me: (half joking... ok maybe 1/4 joking) "I'm not telling you anything if you talk to me like that."
DH: "great thanks for that."
Then he hangs up!!! 
so at this point I wanna let him figure it out for himself, but I'm not that mean so I text him the times. I get 1 word replies. Ask if I've done a something wrong... I haven't. But he is acting really strange.
He gets home, we have a bit of back and forth about his phone manners and my epic work load I had on today that he did nothing to help by going out and deciding not to come back much later than expected, leaving me with a large pile of work and a toddler to look after... I'm a bit miffed about it tbh, it's been a stressful day and I'm worried because I was rather late on my deadline, but not much to be done about it now.
He decides I'm being mellow dramatic, I point out that miiigggghhhtttt be him and he has enough of it all and goes to bed.
I follow him up the talk continues. Then he says something that nearly breaks my heart. "I just wish you were more supportive of me"
Do I not do enough around the house? Have I not been asking him enough about work or celebrating his achievements? Am I not for-filling his emotional support needs?!
I push further to see how and why and he says: "well if you were in London today I would have been more supportive."
"What?" I ask.
"Well I needed you to find the train and you couldn't even answer the phone. I had no support"
I kid you not mums net!
"I have not got signal here." I reply.
"Good point." He admits.
"And when I did get though I was really worried about you. I thought you needed actual support."
"I'm just saying you weren't supportive and I would have been if it was you."
"How could I be supportive if I don't even know your phoning me? You're being an ass hole."
Then he storms off. Saying that he doesn't need this.
He has currently taken himself to the spare bedroom and is cuddling the dog!!!!
I love him, but the booze has made him potty 
😂😂😂