An easy way to visualise infinity

[StealthPolarBear]

Have you ever tried to empty your toaster of crumbs? No matter how much you wash the crumb tray and bang the thing upside down there are always many more

Hmm if it helps the fake ones drop a load of needles too.

My Christmas tree has sequins on the fake snow on it. I even read the reviews that commented on the amount of sequin drop and STILL went ahead and bought it.

Fair play, it's still only January - but I know I will be hoovering up those feckers through November summer. Because I did last year

Oh how I hate my toaster for this very reason...& glitter, I swear DD actually physically generates the stuff-sort of like a fairy.

Infinity = towels. On their infinate rotation through the home, never ending. Hang, use, dry, hang, use, wash, dry, hang, use, dry repeat

Odd socks. We have an odd sock bag with its own event horizon.

Another vote for pine needles. Real tree in 2005 - was still finding bastard needles in 2012 (when I fucked off and left the ex with his infinite green spikey bits) (nb I did not leave because of the pine needles )

Try going down and looking them at eye level. It opens up a whole new world of never ending crumminess.

Try taking a close-up of any apparently clean surface of your house with a camera. You'll be horrified.

Oh Jesus the socks.
Sometimes I throw one or if I haven't found it's mate after 10 5 years or so.

Cat hairs on the underside of dining chairs. This particular cat died in 2012.

Cat treats. A seemingly never ending supply emerges from crevices around the fireplace.

We have never had a cat.

Pine needles from the Christmas tree.

Oh Yes it's non-drop!

It quietly sheds when room is empty, at a background rate.

Then when people are actually in the room, respiring and basic cell repair, division, and osmosis taking place - it goes into overdrive - wee nordic fecker

I think I have some pine needles that are 20 years old. I could of course, get an artificial tree, but that would be admitting defeat.

Every year, in the midst of my menopausal dysphoria, I think about infinity, and the bastard tree 🌲

Yes to dog hair! We have moved house twice and said dog passed away 9 years ago and still the white hairs appear. On things that have been purchased well after the dog popped off to doggy heaven! The mind boggles