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To ask: Liam Gallagher. Would you?

239 replies

twinkledag · 07/01/2018 23:06

Seeing if there are any fellow Liam lovers out there Wink

I went to see him in concert last month and since then have been watching old YouTube videos and listening to old Oasis albums. Man he was beautiful back in the day!

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DuruttiColumnist · 08/01/2018 01:38

Ah, I can roll out all my anecdotes on this thread.

DH chucked Liam G out of a shop (record shop he worked in) back in the day because he was smoking. He was very pleasant about it and shambled off. He served lots of indie famouses, come to think of it.

I bumped into Graham Coxon in Camden a few times during his very famous years, he is actually lots more beautiful than Damon, who's gone to seed a bit. He's very shy.

I used to like Liam circa 94/95 but he's not enough of a Renaissance Man for me, and couldn't hold a decent conversation about his favourite Kraftwerk album, so I'd have to pass.

FrancisUnderwood · 08/01/2018 01:40

God yes!!!

Iwasjustabouttosaythat · 08/01/2018 01:41

I absolutely would Liam. Met him back in the day and will always regret not hanging around with him a bit longer in the hotel. Oh my heart. He was unutterably lovely and smelled so good. And his jumper was so soft. Ah to be 17 again. And in a bar with Liam again.

Noel is incredibly short. He’s shorter than me and I’m 5’4”. That’s a big no.

Jarvis was my god in his prime. I so would have.

Damon was on the list for most beautiful man on Earth for a bit. I would give many things for a fling with him. You know, along with Alex, though I agree with OP I couldn’t possibly listen to his drivel. But that smile! I met him too, as a “grown up”. I had prepared myself to be very mature and not at all like a teenager but he cottoned on immediately when he saw my hand shake. He started the flirting and the smiling with that beautiful smile and I almost fell on the floor. Pathetic. I would happily sleep with Graham, but he’s not too if my list.

I think 90% of the stuff Liam comes out with is just advertising. While i’m Sure he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer I also think he’s a genuinely lovely and hilarious person.

salsmum · 08/01/2018 01:54

No no and again NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

KC225 · 08/01/2018 01:58

Oh for goodness sake salsmum get off the fence and make a decision

KC225 · 08/01/2018 02:00

For goodness sake salsmum, get off the fence and make a decision

Bimbler · 08/01/2018 02:07

Bonehead is the one everyone wanted to fuck. Amirite?

zenasfuck · 08/01/2018 02:13

Liam is the only man I’ve fancied for any length of time.
Thought he was gorgeous in 1994 and still think he is

Honestly just think he’s beautiful

HeatherWeather · 08/01/2018 06:52

I can’t believe Noel is that short Shock that’s mad!

theabysswithin · 08/01/2018 06:57

Nope... never got that one. Even in 1994. And speaking as one with a soft spot for cheeky manc scallies. Just never saw the appeal.

imonaplane · 08/01/2018 07:04

Liam G - no. Nicky Wire 😍😍

maddiemookins16mum · 08/01/2018 07:07

Christ no, in fact I feel slightly unwell even thinking about it!!!
YABVVVU.

Summerisdone · 08/01/2018 07:18

Whilst I don’t look at him and think “ooh yes”, I wouldn’t say no either. Then again I do always seem to go for arrogant knobheads Grin
I’ve always preferred Noel though tbh.

papayasareyum · 08/01/2018 07:28

Liam, not a chance. Ewwww

Eltonjohnssyrup · 08/01/2018 07:30

No way. Dirty and thick.

Would do Noel though.

SleepingInYourFlowerbed · 08/01/2018 07:45

Ick

Skarossinkplunger · 08/01/2018 07:48

I’ve met him, he’s a dick.

Frouby · 08/01/2018 07:50

No. He looks like he needs a good dettol bath. I would like to hang around with noel for a bit tho.

But I would Jarvis Cocker. Bet he's filthy in the sack.

Tisfortired · 08/01/2018 07:53

Yes!

I'm a manc too though so maybe it's in the blood.

Santasbigredbobblehat · 08/01/2018 07:54

No.

But Brett Anderson circa 1998 or Graham Coxon, yes.

tiredbutFESTIVE · 08/01/2018 07:54

Met Liam in 1994. Didn’t know who he was, thought he was a drug dealer. He smelled bad.

Saw Jarvis in a bar in 1993, can confirm he is possibly the thinnest person I have ever met. He was drinking vodka and lime, no ice.

Obviously I loved Damon but I never met him :(

MyOtherProfile · 08/01/2018 07:54

No. Not even if he took his coat off.

Solly76 · 08/01/2018 08:01

Nope

Solly76 · 08/01/2018 08:02

I'm loyal to Damon Albarn purrrrrrrr

MummyMuppet2x2 · 08/01/2018 08:03

Nope

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