Ok, not for good, but for several hours? And maybe eat a cake in my car by myself 
'D'H has forgotten it's my Birthday. Which tbh is very unusual. But this is my first Birthday as a Mum so not only has he forgotten but because of this and his always buying last minute, he's forgotten to get me a card (I just wanted a first card to 'Mummy' - we tried for our Son for over a decade), he forgot to get the theatre tickets he promised for months (I haven't had a birthday present - or Christmas - in years because we always have other stuff to get but this year we had enough) and he forgot he would cook so we ended up with a shitty meal out the freezer :'(
None of my friends remembered either. Happy Birthday to me 