I'm going to need to leave the country!

[niccage]

Holy shit im going to need to emigrate. Anyone know anywhere nice?

I was meant to be emailing a photo of our fucked door after someone tried to break in and I instead sent a lovely photo of Nicolas Cage.. he had to email me to tell me I'd sent the wrong thing.

DH is dying laughing I didn't check. This is the 3rd thing I've done that's stupid this week.
1- forgot my handbag at pils, didn't even notice until Fil rang when we got home, they live an hour away so we had to meet them half way..

2- im pretty sure I wrapped up our second roll of sellotape into his mums present

3- sent a photo of Nic cage to our insurance company.

Anyone know any good smugglers do I can leave unnoticed 🤦‍♀️

Ha, brilliant!
I was out for food once with PIL's and DH. The waiter came over and put his hand out to gesture at one of the dishes and I shook his hand. He was like erm, can you hand me the plate. God it was embarrassing!!

You’ll be fine. But I do wonder about the MNer who walked in, naked, on her DH’s video conference when he was working from home.

I expect you brightened up the day of some jaded insurance company officer - who knows, it may well dispose them in favour of processing your claim quickly!

There are many worse photos you could have sent 😂

That is amazing! Agree that there are many worse photos you could have sent in place of good old Nic

Sent a text to my vegetarian friend but I didn’t...I texted my vegetarian boss “woo! Steak and a blow job day for you! Tho I guess it’s more like Quorn and a blow job for you”

I genuinely think my heart stopped in that moment...we don’t talk about it!!

It's a brilliant photo though

Haha! That's funny! It's so insane it's like my brain just won't work at all at the moment. I was pissing myself in the car when FIL rang and was like have you forgotten something?.. me- no why?...

Your handbag and then DH is like of ffs! So we went home, unpacked the car and went back to a Wetherspoons half way..

But the insurance email is awful because I didn't notice and they emailed - 'that's a lovely photo of nic cage but I need to see the door' 🤦‍♀️

Reminds me of this -

www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41928752

MissBax I laughed loudly

Amrapaali - T'was mega cringe! Haha

I sent a disgustingly filthy text meant for my then unknown to the family new boyfriend (now DH) to my very prim proper elderly mother.

It was seriously seriously dirty.

Luckily she lived just a few houses down the lane and doesn't carry her phone around with her. I realised straight away and shot out of the house so fast i left the door open and legged it to her house. She was gardening and I sneaked into her house stole the phone, took it back outside, deleted the text, sneaked the phone back in and got out again.

My days!

@MissBax that's cheered me up! Hahah! Love how's she's posing!! 😂

MissBax thank you I needed that!

MissBax thank you I needed that!

@Laiste good save! It's that feeling of oh god that's the wrong person.. oh my god! Especially if they have 'read at 18.06' at the bottom of the text There's not even the denial of oh they might not have read it

I was away with girlfriends and dressed up for a night out with a bit of a cleavage on my dress. Drink was involved, just sayin'

I took a photo of said cleavage and sent it to my DH saying "what do you think of these babies then?!"

I accidentally sent it to the first person in my contact list. My 17 year old nephew. I nearly died with embarrassment, especially as it was slow going through and I was madly pressing every button to try and stop it.

I turned the phone off like I hoped it would all go away. Turned it back on, peeked at phone through closed fingers. Sadly no, it was sent.

Nothing was said.