For two weeks now, DH has woken me up multiple times throughout the night by kicking me, pushing me into the wall, breathing in my face and generally just being a great big fucking bed hog.
Currently sitting on the end of the bed listening to him snoring and feeling quite murderous. My neck is killing me, presumably from the ridiculous positions I'm trying to get myself in to to actually have a little space. I've tried waking him up, physically moving him and maybe a little poking but he just ends up back on my side!
He says he doesn't know he's doing it. Says maybe it's his subconscious trying to be close to me well tell your subconscious to fuck off, I'm trying to sleep
I'm so tired! Just about got room for this bed so no chance of two single beds! Maybe I should send him to sleep on the floor. Or LTB, then I can starfish till my hearts content.