Words and phrases that annoy you or make you go Aghgh

[Aeroflotgirl]

Right here's a few of mine

Squee
Growing my boy or I have grown a fantastic boy
Famlam
Nom noms
Bestie
BFF
Boil my piss (just yuck)

I'm surprised packup has been mentioned, I use that and have found most people don't even have a clue what I'm on about.
One that I've noticed recently is on adverts for films the narrator will say something like "Out December eight" instead of the eighth or even better, the eighth of December. It makes no sense.

I hate..
Out with this one/these beauts. Why not just say out with friends?.
Grips my shit
I'm over it
Throw under the bus

Tinkly laugh.
Vulgar Americanism.

twiney "Lovely. I dont think Ive ever said the word in my life"

What's wrong with 'lovely'? I think of it as a very normal, everyday and non-contentious word.

Mistoffelees agree on the December eight nonsense I also hate with a passion:

It lasts two times as long as any other washing up liquid - it lasts TWICE as long.

I agree about lovely. It's twee, saccharine and normally redundant.

Example usage on Mumsnet: Present suggestion for my DMiL? How about a lovely plant or some lovely tableware?.

Australian.

I loathe

youse - as a substitute for you all
mateship
unAustralian
Fair go
Haitch instead of aitch ( H)

@EastMidsMummy

Yeah its such a lazy twee word!

Also on Mumsnet:

• I have huge debt am a single mother of 3 and about to get evicted, what the hell do I do?
• Could you perhaps return to university and get a degree?

God, I hate the use of product too. Just call the damn stuff by it’s name!

When someone says they are gobsmacked

Love you to the moon and back

'This' one / boy/ girl (usually accompanied by picture on fb)

It is what it is

Pack lunch, it's packed ffs
Hubbie
Yogurt spelt yoghurt
Houmous spelt hummus
Kiddies
Bit

But by far the worst is 'wordplay'. It can fuck off.

The abbreviation 'n', as in fish 'n' chips, bits 'n' bobs.
"...on my babys/child's life" as an affirmation of truth telling. Usually indicates to me it's a lie, and it's just crass anyway.
Gobsmacked, it's just such an ugly word.
"Take a rain check on that..." unless you are actually American of course.
"Lessons have been learnt...." usually from politicians, and you know nothing has been learnt at all.

Over the moon.
Love you - at the end of a phone call.
You know you like it - creepy.
Kid/s - when not goats.
Product - barmy, could be hair spray, mousse, dye, just say!
Hubby
Playdate
Good - when it should be well, eg 'he played good'. Unless the 'good' is someone's name of course.

Definitely agree with 'two times'.

Hubby
Hun
Fab
Picky Tea
Mama
Mumboss
Boobie Milk
Twinnies
Munchkin
Little Man
Epic Fail
Holibobs

Boak (makes me feel sick)
Om nom nom (irritating. Infantile. Infuriating)
Boils my piss (not funny)
Little man (just gross)

Hun
Picky bits
Nomnom
Poorly
Boob monster

RedDogsBeg completely agree on the "lasts two times longer" I have to shout at the TV every time it's on. Also hate baby daddy.

Hun
'Date night' why cant you just go out with your partner, why does it have to be called date night?
Lush
Bestie
'This one'
Cheeky vino -you're an adult, so drink when you bloody want to!
Family time! 😷

Love you to the moon and back
Date night
Making memories
Anything #
Feeling blessed

This one 😩😩😩😩
Feeling blessed ....always followed by a stealth boast

Hubby/hubster
La familia
Wee man
Kiddiewinkles
Holibobs
Lol (when used to punctuate every sentence)

'Eat clean/clean eating'

Makes me shudder just writing the words

Wankers

Get your ducks in a row.

Gobsmacked. It's speechless, fucking speechless.

It's a piece of piss. Piss doesn't come in pieces and why use 5 words when one will do. It's easy.

My bad. What's that about? Just admit you're a twat.