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I was sick on DHs jeans

69 replies

Sanshin · 17/12/2017 22:46

Ate too many Ferraro roches. Had a cup of tea - the combination did not work well and I've just puked on DHs jeans (he was wearing them at the time). He was angry / grossed out but pretending he wasn't - he ran off to get a shower and then came across a heap of Ferraro Roche wrappers on his computer desk and he's mad about that!

WIBU to not clear up the wrappers immediately when I felt like I was going to be sick? I did intend to clean them up, just not immediately

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BulletFox · 17/12/2017 22:58

6!! Apologise frantically, bung jeans in wash, dispose of evidence.

And avoid the chocolate...

Sanshin · 17/12/2017 22:58

They're not little chocolates though are they? They're quite substantial and rather sickly. With or without maggots.

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MammaAgata · 17/12/2017 22:58

All of the posts from OP are random @anyfucker..

PurpleMinionMummy · 17/12/2017 23:01

Tea used to make me puke when I was preggers. It was the thing I missed most. Of course I had to try a cup every so often to see if it had passed yet.

Badhairday1001 · 17/12/2017 23:05

MammaAgata I'll check them out, I've got a feeling already though that anyone who thinks 6 chocolates is substantial lives in a parallel universe to me.

AnyFucker · 17/12/2017 23:06

Mamma surely not ? Grin

BulletFox · 17/12/2017 23:07

I bet Fucker likes a bit of random

Singlebutmarried · 17/12/2017 23:11

@sanshin. When I had my ileostoney is shay on my DH (thenDPs) foot.

He still loved me

Ceto · 17/12/2017 23:11

Why puke on him? Couldn't you make the effort to get to the bathroom?

SnowGlitter · 17/12/2017 23:12

I don't think it matters how many chocolates you ate, if you're eating them until you throw up, then it's probably time to develop a bit of restraint.

dolfinne · 17/12/2017 23:13

maybe its due to the alien

AnyFucker · 17/12/2017 23:13

I don't mind a bit of random. When it's funny, that is.

BulletFox · 17/12/2017 23:13

Actually I remember being on a training course and a guy said his OH projectile vomited on his chest after a night out.

He seemed quite relaxed about it.

Jeans into washing machine though, pronto

CheapSausagesAndSpam · 17/12/2017 23:13

Ew. You knew you were going to be sick yet you didn't move your arse to the bathroom?

You said yourself "When I felt like I was going to be sick"

That's disgusting and lazy.

Sanshin · 17/12/2017 23:14

That's what I'm worried about dolfinne, maybe it is connected?

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BulletFox · 17/12/2017 23:14

Fucker we can't always live up to requirements

Sanshin · 17/12/2017 23:15

I always feel sick! I very rarely am sick though so it took me by surprise.

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user1469751309 · 17/12/2017 23:20

I once was very sick all over my OH after a bottle of wine it was so bad an so much he had to to throw his shirt away red wine is not my friend haven't touched it since and bought him a new shirt to apologise!

cakedup · 17/12/2017 23:21

Wow, 6 chocolates! I could do eat a whole box of chocolates and not be sick. I'm secretly envious. I think.

condepetie · 17/12/2017 23:21

Totes awks, but nothing to be angry about especially if you threw them in the wash straight away. Such a minor thing.

I have definitely been fine, queasy, SICK in a matter of seconds - "knowing I'm going to be sick" doesn't necessarily give me the 30 seconds needed to stand up and race to the loo... I hate being sick, and seeing or smelling sick makes me nauseous, but I work with kids so I suck it up! No big deal.

Tippz · 17/12/2017 23:23

I think some people just clutch at straws to create an AIBU! Confused

condepetie · 17/12/2017 23:24

Oh it's the Vietnamese hotel thief lady? Sympathy somewhat tempered. Paid up yet?

RomansRevenge · 17/12/2017 23:26

I’d be sick off 6 of those too! I do not handle sweet food well at all. However, I could probably eat 4 pies in one sitting Grin

londonrach · 17/12/2017 23:26

Op...im shocked you sick when you eat just 6 of these amazing pieces of gold. I can eat way more than that without any sickness. Re the wrappers..just bin them.

LolaTheDarkdestroyer · 17/12/2017 23:27

Did you by the chocs with the cash you cheated off those hotel workers in Taiwan?