AIBU to think that Peppa Pigs head looks like a penis (lighthearted)

[Trueheart1]

I find it really difficult to watch Peppa Pig since I noticed that all of the pig characters look like they have a penis and ball-sack for a head. I attach a badly annotated picture.

While I am at it, I find Blaze and the Monster Machines is full of drug references.

Also Paw Patrol, under what circumstances are the Pups working for Ryder? When they do something well they are rewarded with food, is that their wage? Are they fed if they fail to rescue someone?

I know I need to get out more.

Peppa and her family are all cock and balls.
Duggee from Hey duggee is also a Subliminal penis.

Even Duggee

@Mypathtriedtokillme Aagh! Can’t unsee.

A duggee hug will never seem the same again.

Haha omg! Ppl are sick! I've never heard of that cartoon but definitely steering clear of it LOL

Omg but even the dad on Peppa pig lol his facial hair and how it’s positioned looks like sgraggly ball hair! Hahahahahahahaha