To not have TV screens or phones at my wedding

[SpeghanSparkle]

We've just got engaged. We've set the date - 19th May. I was so excited but now someone has told me that some football game is going to be played in that date. It's like Superbowl or something. I don't know, I don't know about your British Customs.

And someone else has made a joke that all the male guests will be on their phone's all afternoon watching the game. My fiance wants to put up giant TV screens so that he can watch it too.

I am not happy. I want to move the date - either the wedding date or the game date, I don't care. 👰

Personally I’d go non-contact with his family, ban kids at the wedding, ask for money by way of poem,blame Brexit then finally LTB for a fully MN compliant wedding. As you are already holding the wedding in an expensive castle you’re already half way there (oh and make sure you block book some extortionate rooms that guests need to pay for)

Oh! A parody post! What japes! Such fun!

Not.

Have these threads ever been funny?

No. Never. The engagement ones were particularly dire. But I guess some people have a really strange sense of humour.

My first role as Duchess will be to ban the MN miseryguts. Happy Holidays! 💋💋