AIBU Loud mouthed neighbours?

[Nik2015]

My neighbours have just come home and woken me up laughing and shouting at 3.30am. They're so loud. Like they've forgotten they have an attaching wall.
I'm resisting the temptation to go knock on the wall.
Shall I knock or continue to dramatically look on rightmove for a detached house I can't afford to move to???

It's surprisingly difficult, Lyn.

I tried in the name of research.

@solomum are you on glue?

Posting when pissed is not conducive to making sense

Chardonnay, I nearly reported you for sock-puppeting until I saw your second post......

@lollipop7 'nonsensical raging beat poet

That is hilarious 😂 ya know

I shall suffer for my art.

Other topics I would like to hear Solomum’s opinions on -
Parent and baby parking
Towel washing
Zoflora
Victorian safes
Mexican house thief

What a way to hijack a thread! I asked my teen for a translation (as I may be old and not understand 'modern' ways) they're baffled too!
Did anyone manage to translate it? From what I gathered it was roughly

OP YABU because it's a weekend and your neighbours are entitled to enjoy themselves??

Must have killed some boredom though writing all that! I propose a prize for deciphering the text!

Sharon?? Has he been sodding T-rexing again?!

I think my brain just melted out of my ears.

I attempted to read one of solomum's post and I think my brain has imploded.

Remember kids, drugs are bad. Mmmmkay?

What accent does everyone else read solomum's posts in?

I hear them in the style of Rab C. Nesbitt.

Thanks for the reports, folks. We've deleted Solomumdoingitfor2bymychoice2's posts because, in all honesty, they were making our heads hurt.

We've also politely shown them the door as we're not sure Mumsnet is the right place for their, erm, posting style.

Probably best if they have a little lie down now after all that raving it up too.

Bloody hell, I turn my back for 2 minutes and it kicks off on MN. And to make it worse MNHQ delete what sounds like really entertaining posts but unfortunately which no-one had quoted either so I have no idea what Solo said that was so funny

Aww no MNHQ , we needed Solomum back for the shits and giggles

Awww boo.

I’m really sad to see her go.
Had a right good belly laugh reading it.