I can’t believe how stingy most of your Christmas efforts are! It’s a time for feasting not fasting!
I always start with a sneaky selection box and a glass of buzz-fizz before breakfast... Just the usual croissants & pain-au-chocolate before the fullest of full English’s (sausages, bacon, black pudding, scrambled/fried/poached eggs (chicken and quail), mushrooms, hash browns, toast etc) all washed down with a couple of glasses of prosecco.... all followed up by a couple of slices of fresh delectable stollen. Christmas simply wouldn’t be Christmas without it!
A cup of char with some Christmas biccies while I prepare lunch then by mid-morning we have our Christmas elevenses of sausage rolls, mince pies, nuts, gingerbread (from the obligatory gingerbread Christmas house) etc. with a couple of glasses of sherry.
Then it’s the main event... Lunch! We must have canapés beforehand with a glass or champers. We don’t go mad, just a half dozen each - we wouldn’t want to spoil the dinner itself. Then it’s the starter... nothing much, just smoked salmon creation. Then it’s piece de resistance - the turkey.... always a big one!... and of course a ham. Three different types of spuds and 12 other veg, cranberry, bread sauce - the works! All washed down with plenty of vino! Then it’s for the pudding.... just the one dessert as by this time we’re quite full. All done in time for the Queen’s speech where we might indulge in a sneaky mince pie or two. Then around 5pm we have our Christmas tea. Cooked meats and some lamb koftas from Christmas Eve’s leg of lamb with auntie’s special Christmas cake and my DPs Yule log!
Some charades and capers (and more wine), we wind down for our Christmas dinner... normally a topside of beef with Yorkshire pud and the trimmings. Onto red wine by the time and all followed up with the mandatory Chirstmas trifle.
Then it’s a Christmas film with the obligatory cheese board full of exotic varieties and the port passed round with the Christmas choccies!
By midnight we’re done in so it’s a wee dram of whisky before we start again on Boxing Day..... When we’ll see if we have room for my sister’s goose!