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Another thread asking for you to share your parenting fails so that I feel less of a scummy mummy...

37 replies

ReanimatedSGB · 06/12/2017 08:34

DS is 13. I am a single parent though DS' dad is very involved in his life and we are all on good terms.
DS was off school sick yesterday (nothing major, just a feverish cold, and was almost better - he has gone back to school today). I had to go to work in the evening so left him with a ready meal and his Wii U.

The electricity meter went off. (I hadn't realised how much DS was caning the little portable heater, I had topped the key up the day before). DS went to a neighbour to borrow a phone and call me, and promptly locked himself out - barefoot and in pyjamas. I didn't hear the call. Neighbours took him in and managed to get hold of his dad, who came over and collected him from the neighbours' house, but I am going to have to go and thank them and get stared at, aren't I?

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noeffingidea · 06/12/2017 14:58

Accidentally shut my toddlers finger in the french door. A few years later did exactly the same thing to my youngest child. Thankfully no harm done either time.
Once fell asleep in the afternoon. When my DS2 walked himself home from school (he was allowed) I didn't hear him knock and he went back to school and they phoned me.
Those are the worst 2. I'm sure there are plenty more.

ReanimatedSGB · 06/12/2017 15:28

I think for me the worst of it is that he was in his PJs and barefoot at about 7pm, and his hair (which is long) would have been all over the place, so he would have looked such a state...

But I went and thanked the neighbour, who was very nice about it.

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theDudesmummy · 06/12/2017 15:46

I locked MYSELF out of the house (in my dressing gown, no phone, in winter) while my 1 year old DS was sleeping in the house, alone. No neighbours home, rest of family not due home for hours. I broke the front window with a brick and climbed back in! (DS didn't even wake up).

LordSugarWillSeeYouNow · 06/12/2017 15:50

Not funny but worst thing that has ever happened in almost 15 yrs of being a parent.
11 day old dd was asleep on me and I dropped off, sitting upright on leather armchair, she rolled off me,down my leg and ended up on the carpet.

I was hysterical, she never went woke up!

Still haunts me today and she's nearly 7...

ifonly4 · 06/12/2017 17:00

Don't worry about what neighbours think of his appearance. He wasn't well and probably just thought it'd be a few seconds out in bare feet.

If you trust your neighbours, it might be worth giving them a key as a back up for you and your son if you get locked out.

aSleepyPrincess · 06/12/2017 18:16

cheapsausages don't worry I have plenty of 'real' things to dislike!
I am still allowed an opinion and I still think threads full of people proud of their cock ups are slightly oddConfused

MegEmski · 07/12/2017 07:56

@asleepyprincess I have a revolutionary suggestion for you - don't read them if you don't like them?

MegEmski · 07/12/2017 07:56

@asleepyprincess I have a revolutionary suggestion for you - don't read them if you don't like them?

MegEmski · 07/12/2017 07:56

stupid computer >

TheCatsPaws · 07/12/2017 08:02

DS wanted to play all night. He kept calling me to his room only to laugh/jump on me. So I put him to bed and ignored him after about 45 minutes of that.

He carried on shouting. Turned out he’d stripped off and weed everywhere!

noeffingidea · 07/12/2017 12:27

I still think threads full of people proud of their cock ups are slightly odd.
I must have missed the 'being proud' bit.

CheapSausagesAndSpam · 07/12/2017 12:28

Me too Effing all I can see is some honest sharing!

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