Posting for traffic, before I get locked up for blind rage murdery murder.
Recently met a lovely bloke, ticks all the proverbial boxes but Jesus, Mary & Joseph he snores like I have never heard before in my life.
It reverberates along the walls, it's what I imagine the world sounded like before dinosaurs went extinct, I swear despite being 20 miles apart in our own separate houses I can hear a faint rumble in the distance.
Please recommend some kind of super strength earplugs or maybe something that kills a person temporarily? The first option is preferable but I won't argue with suggestions on the latter.