AIBU to just go to bed? The pizza will turn up....

[TheShortestGiraffe]

I've just remembered that 4 hours ago DS (2) wandered off with a frozen pizza while I was unpacking the shopping. It's out of its box but still in the plastic wrapper. Where the hell is it?!
If you were 2 where would you put a frozen pizza?

Lol, I always blame the kids then find stuff somewhere I've put it.

I am very impressed that you didn't 'forget' to come back or come back and say something like 'found it under the sofa, what are DC like'

Crap day made better

ha ha, phew you know where it is! my DP once said have you seen the scampi - about 2hrs after he'd gone to supermarket? Me -"no" and thought no more of it until , fusty smell in cupboard -3 weeks later!! It survived, defrosted for 3 weeks in a cupboard - the bag was about to explode, I was so impressed with the packaging, I think it saved the whole house!

Must admit that I did toy with the idea of pretending to have found it somewhere hilarious.

I'm not a good liar though, even to complete strangers, who would never know. Goodnight all

I think you are my spirit animal, OP.

Op that’s fab!

We lost DHs car keys once. Found them 2 days later under the stairs and in a shoe. Thanks DS!