WOuld your DH pull a blade of grass away from his dd's naked fanjo?

[Twiglett]

cos mine won't

what's dat about then?

yes!

lol xenia !! me too

Really, Xenia?! Crikey - can't imagine much more mortifying! (Not you helping - anyone helping!)

Yes mine would, i don't understand why they would'nt

dh wouldnt change her nappy coz she a girl.
even now wont clean her bottom if he can get out of it.

i spent 5 mins pulling dog hair/fuzz from ds2s naked willy earlier. didnt for a minute hesitate. i didnt want one to work its way in iyswim?

yes he changed nappies and he baths them

I think he didn't want to get up from the couch personally

how the hell do you help a daughter with a tampax? .. I certainly was never helped, I read the instructions and followed the diagram on the box

Ah, the "can't be arsed" factor - you should've said

Am boggling at the helping with Tampax thing, it has to be said.

tampax demo

Thats because you dont have girls Hunky baby

Daughter 1 just got on with tampax herself. Her sister was on holiday when she decided to have a go. I wasn't in the room but she was wanting advice etc. My father's a doctor and delivered my sister at home so I suppose I'm just from a family where men are fairly into stuff ilke that without some hangups other families might have.

No I misled you. Neither of them wanted help in actually pushing it in and they both used sanitary towels for the first year or so too.

WB, what, because I don't have girls I don't get the tampax thing?

If I had girls, I'd be showing them how to use a mooncup

..although I have often inserted tampax in the toilet at home with children around me.

I was strong stuff though .. I was from a family of lilet users and that was my first experience .. hated Tampax always seemed too long and skinny (you know like the worst kind of penis lol)

I worked with a bloke once who told me all about the psychological profiles behind the women who use different sanitary protection .. and the ones who used tampax (eg applicator) were more uptight than those who used lilets .. according to this bloke .. funny though all the marketing teams of sanitary protection were male

PMSL - wonder what they'd make of mooncup users, Twig?!

so he would change her nappy and put cream on but wouldn't pull a blade of grass away. don't really see the logic in that.

Well as we only have a ds, dh hasnt yet had to face that one...but put it this way, if he left a blade of grass or any other foreign object in the vicinity of any theoretical daughters fanjo or ds's whatsit i'd throttle him!!!

Saying that, in all honesty, I doubt he'd notice!

My dh would. I would be a bit surprised if he wouldn't tbh!

On the mooncup issue, I haven't had a chance to try mine out yet, got pregnant immediately after buying it so it is untested in my bathroom cabinet! A bit disappointing really as I was absurdly excited about the whole idea!

This is the funniest title Ive ever seen on this hahahahah

am I the only one who thinks using fanjo in reference to children sounds just a little weird?