To make DH tile the wall since he stuck sandwiches on them?

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The kitchen has needed a complete refurb for years now. Anyway at weekend DH launches chocolate sandwiches at the walls so the bread stuck on impact. He left it over night and then next morning the marks from the chocolate won't come off. So ... nows as good a time as any to start the refurb right?

Your husband 'launched sandwiches at the walls'? And what's a t rex thread?

Spangles Here is the link to the t rex thread

I thought I was about to read about an art installation-esque deliberate tiling of the wall with sandwiches, perhaps as a protest about deforestation due to palm oil or as a demonstration of a deep philosophical concept, perhaps 'Sleeping beauty, loss in the age of chocolate spread' or something.
It's my own fault but I'm a bit disappointed.

My three year old is too mature to do this.

What a skank.

Food doesn't last long enough to be launched around my OH, although I did use to test if spaghetti was ready by throwing it at the wall to see if it stuck, apparently now I live with an Italian this is illegal.
Also I'm a tad disappointed it's not a t-rex thread!

I’d wonder what the hell is in that chocolate spread that it won’t wipe off tiles?!