Mens pissing pissing me off

[grannysmiff]

1. Men (even otherwise well mannered ones) piss in the street sometimes because theyre just absolutely dying or caught short. Why arent we allowed to do this? A woman squatting covered by a skirt or coat would have no less privacy.

So either its that theyre so non sacrificing they can't be fucked holding it in, or our society is skewed to think its unladylike fpr us.

1. Toilet paper - men dont wipe. Why? There are still going to be some drops left. Or why dont women not wipe? Whats the difference between a man shaking himself vaguely dry and a woman doing the same?

I’d seriously worry about a bloke wiping his cock, in a similar vein to men who always sit down to pee.

Gracious, that's every man in my family concerning then!

But seriously, why!

And mine don't shake - they kinda... squeeze.. shaking would get pee everywhere surely. And I've seen them wipe (well.. dab) too, although not every time.

men with those pee spots on the front of their boxers is very unpleasant.

should I?

No

Yes, if they can't stop it dripping otherwise. Why on earth wouldn't you? Why would you want to go around with those drops of urine drying on your pants all day?

Men really need to step up their hygiene game and stop thinking it's manly not to keep clean in my opinion.

People are awfully squeamish about the odd spot of pee. Are women’s knickers always spotless?

Hilarious that now men are being lectured on how to take a piss. If you shake carefully you definitely do not have to drip or have any wee in your pants. We have been practising this for years.

Men’s toilets have urinals.

How do these blokes “step up their hygiene game”?

Are they the strange blokes who let everyone else use the urinal while they wait for a cubicle to become vacant, then go in and only take a slash? (I always wondered about them)

Or do they have a monogrammed piss rag in their shirt pocket that they produce after they have used the urinal to dab?

Many years ago, a friend had to visit the clap clinic for what turned out to be a urinary infection. He was advised to wipe after pissing, and the doctor told him that "No matter how you shake your peg, the last wee drop runs down your leg".

Pissing in the street is pretty disgusting, but given councils tendency to make savings by closing public lavs, or shut them at ridiculously early hours like 7 pm (yes, Lewes District Council, I'm talking about you!) it is also all too easy to find yourself caught short.

I've had to pee in the street many times. It's a 40 minute walk home from the pub to my house. I hate it though. I've also had to pee in fields or behind bushes on long walks, but I find an alfresco pee in the countryside quite pleasant.

I’d seriously worry about a bloke wiping his cock, in a similar vein to men who always sit down to pee.

Why?

Genuinely not sure why.

Urine is actually sterile, so i am not really sure if the issue.

It's only technically sterile while it's still in the bladder. Picks up a decent amount of bacteria on the way out.

Lemon,

I take the point about it not being absolutely sterile but it is relatively safe.

And to remove every last trace of urine, you would have to wash, not wipe.

Whenever I've seen a naked man sitting down his penis points upwards, so how does peeing while seated work?

Well, most men do pee while pooing!

The oenis is trapped by the seat, pointing downwards (well I can only speak for myself....).

But it is clearly going to not fully empty the bladder in this position. Men are designed (in the evolutionary sense) to pee standing up. And, if you wipe, paper does stick to the end, def not a good look.

Whenever I've seen a naked man sitting down his penis points upwards, so how does peeing while seated work?

Your DP is just 'pleased to see you' whenever you see him naked!

"German men sit down. Much more civilised. And less cleaning. Which is probably why, because I bet German men do half the housework. Michael Fassbender's half German, right?"

How many of them can actually see their willies, short of using a mirror?

Whenever I've seen a naked man sitting down his penis points upwards, so how does peeing while seated work?

Only if they have an erection or a tiny penis.

Willies normally hang down when 'at rest' - that's gravity for you.

Your DP is just 'pleased to see you' whenever you see him naked!

Yes, I have only ever seen a naked male when he has an erection.

Well, most men do pee while pooing!

I see. And what happens when a man is peeing at a urinal and develops an urge to poo?

But Grand I have only seen a non erect penis hanging down. How would it point upwards?

Um men do wipe (in my family at least) and I have NEVER seen a man relieve himself on the street.