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AIBU?

To change teachers, leave the country and probably also the planet?

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KeyboardCat · 23/10/2017 11:28

Good morning all.

I have done something that has made me so embarrassed I think I have personally contributed to global warming with my beetroot face.

Last night, around 11.39pm, my friend Whatsapped me asking how I was feeling and was my husband still awake? For some unknown drunken reason I texted her back instead of replying to the Whatsapp message.

I texted her back the following; 'Sadly not, he's fallen asleep and I'm as randy as a bloody buggerhound!'

But of course I didn't send it to my friend - oh no.
I discovered about 20 minutes ago that I actually sent it to my DS's Martial Arts teacher.

So... do I send him a grovelling apology 'Oh my god' text, or when I drop DS to MA later today do I just ignore the whole thing and brave it out and hope that he magically didn't receive it?

Thanks in advance Blush

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minesapintofwine · 23/10/2017 17:41

Placemaking Grin

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minesapintofwine · 23/10/2017 17:41

Marking

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youarenotkiddingme · 23/10/2017 17:56

I was laughing at this but am beside myself at it could be a legal document demanding I stay away from him 😂😂😂😂😂

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KeyboardCat · 23/10/2017 18:48

Well - It must be all the sensei training they do so he could avoid pissing himself laughing at me.

But he knew, and I knew......

I had to tell one of my colleagues as I was leaving and she said I'd made her day!!

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HemanOrSheRa · 23/10/2017 18:54

Ooooh. OP - I've just got back from MA class with DS. I wonder if it's the same one.....Grin

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CappuccinoCake · 23/10/2017 18:59

could the original number be another instructor? does he teach with someone else or an assistant or maybe an administrator (or wife!?)

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KeyboardCat · 23/10/2017 19:06

No it's definitely him. Maybe I could say I temporarily had one of those mind controlling flies lodged in my brain and it wasn't at all my fault.

Heman... whereabouts are you?

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HemanOrSheRa · 23/10/2017 19:15

We're in Bristol OP. I didn't see any cringing and red faced parents to be fair Grin.

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KeyboardCat · 23/10/2017 19:21

Oh phew! Not my class then! I'm further down south Grin

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HemanOrSheRa · 23/10/2017 19:31

Grin.

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Ancientmummyofwooooos · 23/10/2017 19:33

Whats a buggerhound? And why are accidental texts so funny Grin

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KeyboardCat · 23/10/2017 19:59

Sadly, when googling 'Randy buggerhound' this thread is only matching result.

Shit in a box, never again Wine Blush

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MontytheSpookyMouse · 24/10/2017 14:39

Why on earth wasn't your second text along the lines of 'sorry I think I might have text you a text meant for someone else last night. Apologies if I did'

Why Ohh why did you add what you put in the text ShockGrin

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Lostmysignal · 24/10/2017 15:14

Omg you've cheered me up today thank you! Something similar happened to me. I sent my partner a 'sexy' message only it showed as being sent to my brother! Eek! He swears he never received it though and turns out I had sent it to my partner and it was my phone that had the brain fart not me. Phew! Have you checked with your friend to see if she did receive it?

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