To change teachers, leave the country and probably also the planet?

[KeyboardCat]

Good morning all.

I have done something that has made me so embarrassed I think I have personally contributed to global warming with my beetroot face.

Last night, around 11.39pm, my friend Whatsapped me asking how I was feeling and was my husband still awake? For some unknown drunken reason I texted her back instead of replying to the Whatsapp message.

I texted her back the following; 'Sadly not, he's fallen asleep and I'm as randy as a bloody buggerhound!'

But of course I didn't send it to my friend - oh no.
I discovered about 20 minutes ago that I actually sent it to my DS's Martial Arts teacher.

So... do I send him a grovelling apology 'Oh my god' text, or when I drop DS to MA later today do I just ignore the whole thing and brave it out and hope that he magically didn't receive it?

Thanks in advance

[Lostmysignal]

Omg you've cheered me up today thank you! Something similar happened to me. I sent my partner a 'sexy' message only it showed as being sent to my brother! Eek! He swears he never received it though and turns out I had sent it to my partner and it was my phone that had the brain fart not me. Phew! Have you checked with your friend to see if she did receive it?

[MontytheSpookyMouse]

Why on earth wasn't your second text along the lines of 'sorry I think I might have text you a text meant for someone else last night. Apologies if I did'

Why Ohh why did you add what you put in the text

[KeyboardCat]

Sadly, when googling 'Randy buggerhound' this thread is only matching result.

Shit in a box, never again

[Ancientmummyofwooooos]

Whats a buggerhound? And why are accidental texts so funny

[HemanOrSheRa]

.

[KeyboardCat]

Oh phew! Not my class then! I'm further down south

[HemanOrSheRa]

We're in Bristol OP. I didn't see any cringing and red faced parents to be fair .

[KeyboardCat]

No it's definitely him. Maybe I could say I temporarily had one of those mind controlling flies lodged in my brain and it wasn't at all my fault.

Heman... whereabouts are you?

[CappuccinoCake]

could the original number be another instructor? does he teach with someone else or an assistant or maybe an administrator (or wife!?)

[HemanOrSheRa]

Ooooh. OP - I've just got back from MA class with DS. I wonder if it's the same one.....

[KeyboardCat]

Well - It must be all the sensei training they do so he could avoid pissing himself laughing at me.

But he knew, and I knew......

I had to tell one of my colleagues as I was leaving and she said I'd made her day!!

[youarenotkiddingme]

I was laughing at this but am beside myself at it could be a legal document demanding I stay away from him 😂😂😂😂😂

[minesapintofwine]

Marking

[minesapintofwine]

Placemaking

[theymademejoin]

Just remember - it never happened.

[KeyboardCat]

Right, I'm off to MA. If I don't return it's because the ground will have swallowed me up.

Thank you all for your advice

[KeyboardCat]

...So I told her that he'd gone to bed and I couldn't sleep. because I was as randy as a bloody buggerhound.

EXCEPT I DIDN'T TELL HER THAT DID I??!!

[KeyboardCat]

Oh not much of a story there, I told her earlier that DH had the beginnings of a cold and I thought I might be getting it too. She saw that I was online and wondered why I was still awake as usually I'm in bed by about 10.

[SnipSnipMrBurgess]

Why was your friend wanting to know if your husband was awake at half 11 at night?
I'd find that a weirder text message than what you sent

[MovingOnUpMovingOnOut]

Group text you say?

[KeyboardCat]

Mrsdraper1 - oh god I'm sitting here with shaking shoulders and my colleagues are asking why I'm crying!!!

[KeyboardCat]

It was the number on the sheet he gave us when we joined. It may not be his personal number, I just assumed since receiving the 'group' text earlier. I know my sister's little ones do a class with the same franchise and their teacher has a number which the teacher can be contacted on and a number which they get info texts from but don't respond to.

Do you know what? I have no blasted idea what a 'randy buggerhound' is or why I felt the need to tell my friend how I was feeling.

I am never drinking red wine again.

[QuimReaper]

Why did you have his personal number?

[Shadow666]

Just style it out and pretend the whole thing didn't happen. Imagine you dreamt the whole thing.

What is a buggerhound btw? Is it an anal sex thing?

[Rednailsandnaeknickers]

Baaahahahahahahaha

Thanks OP I really needed that.

I know a good plastic surgeon if you can want an entire new face to hide behind, I think it’s reached that level