To change teachers, leave the country and probably also the planet?

[KeyboardCat]

Good morning all.

I have done something that has made me so embarrassed I think I have personally contributed to global warming with my beetroot face.

Last night, around 11.39pm, my friend Whatsapped me asking how I was feeling and was my husband still awake? For some unknown drunken reason I texted her back instead of replying to the Whatsapp message.

I texted her back the following; 'Sadly not, he's fallen asleep and I'm as randy as a bloody buggerhound!'

But of course I didn't send it to my friend - oh no.
I discovered about 20 minutes ago that I actually sent it to my DS's Martial Arts teacher.

So... do I send him a grovelling apology 'Oh my god' text, or when I drop DS to MA later today do I just ignore the whole thing and brave it out and hope that he magically didn't receive it?

Thanks in advance

[Shadow666]

'Right, I've just finished dying of embarrassment enough to apologise for that message. Lesson learnt, never drink and text, unless you want to make an unforgettable first impression (about 30 'blush' faces)'

It sounds like you were apologising for making a drunken pass at him!

[RavenLG]

Could be a dick pic

[TwattyCatty]

The second text doesn't say you sent it by mistake! It reads as if you sent it on purpose while you were pissed.
You made it so much worse!

[juneybean]

Could he have meant "sorry for what message" as in I'll never repeat it again to save your embarrassment

[KeyboardCat]

Oh god I've made it so much worse haven't I?! I have sent the other text saying 'I sent you a message intended for someone else, very relieved you didn't receive it'

So hopefully the picture message isn't anything... clarifying. I won't know until I get home

[Tinty]

Don't worry keyboardcat the reason he didn't get the message is because he lent his phone to his 18 year old DS who will now be waiting for you, after you drop your DS off to the Martial Arts class this evening. .

[theymademejoin]

That's much better. It's now just an embarrassing mistake that you can pretend never happened. Unless, of course, it's a dick pic.........

[theymademejoin]

@Tinty - or his very jealous wife who is a black belt in whatever the martial art is. Hopefully not one that involves weapons.

[KeyboardCat]

Right, I physically can't wait until later. I've texted saying 'oh, was that a picture message? Sorry my reception is terrible and won't download'.

LMAO Tinty!! Bloody hell, imagine!!

[Brandnewstart]

I once sent a text to my 15 yr old male babysitter saying 'missing you loads gorgeous boy' followed by loads of kisses. Meant for my partner obviously. Thank god I noticed!!! I also text his mum to explain in case she thought I had designs on her child.
I was mortified!!

[MovingOnUpMovingOnOut]

He's gonna send you a second dick pic now...

[Whattodo2177]

OP...

STAY. AWAY. FROM. THE. KEYBOARD!!!

Seriously, you’re making it worse with every text you send

[eyeballpaul]

Its going to be a picture of a randy buggerhound. Please post it here

Omg I just spat my tea out and proper lol’ed - DS just came downstairs to ask why I’m laughing

[theymademejoin]

@KeyboardCat - step away from your phone and stop texting him. You are making it worse!

[MovingOnUpMovingOnOut]

You need to shut the conversation down now not get all chatty about what the dick picture he sent. Stop texting him. Now.

And turn in your phone because you clearly can't be trusted even when sober

[theymademejoin]

At this stage, even if he hasn't yet seen the original text, he's going to make it his business to see it.

[Pickleypickles]

Not very helpful but your thread has made me laugh 😂😂😂

[Aintgotnosoapbox]

You are so impatient- I thought I was impulsive!
Just. Oh dear 😁

[KeyboardCat]

He's just replied - 'It was a picture of the last message you sent me which was , 'fantastic, see you tomorrow''

So.... it looks like he never received it after all.

Oh SHITTING FUCKFLAPS!!!!!

[Fruitcorner123]

brandnewstart aaargh thats mortifying!

Agree with others OP no more texts. Update us when you see the pic though x

[MovingOnUpMovingOnOut]

Oh it's probably gone to the global martial arts group on WhatsApp then.

[KeyboardCat]

I sincerely hope that it is the case that he received it and is pretending he didn't.

Oh god.... I hate everything.

[Hissy]

ok.... so WHO did you send the buggerhound message to?

[Fruitcorner123]

Can you check in your sent messages folder? Aaargh who did you send it to??