To want to smack the fucking thing right out of his hand?

[MyTeethAreItchy]

not so ‘D’ MIL has given DS (5) a kazoo. I kid you not, a kazoo. WIBU to hide it in the garbage bin?
I’m slowly losing my sanity.

Get yourself a ukulele and you'll be sorted.

I promise you!

I let my ds use his mouth organ to make patterns in play -dough. Needless to say the poor mouth organ ended up clogged and just making a squeeky wheeze from all of 2 holes... oops!

... & deprive MIL of solo Kazoo recital by DS over phone of 'dawn chorus'?

I used to look after 2 little girls whose parents are profoundly deaf; everyone worried they would'nt have enough access to sound (feck knows why, the worlds is full of noise!) so bought them every noisy toy possible; I have sensory issues, and hell doesn't even begin to describe what it felt like to me!! We did lots of art when I was there, kept their hands too mucky for instruments / toys!

Kin-ell, I nearly bitch slapped him through the screen on the youtube link when he blew that bloody thing.

I have six kids and there was forever noisy toys about the place, when they were getting near the end of the battery life they would sometimes set themselves off, we had a big green Thunderbirds toy that had been left in our bedroom, Dh and I were having a quick shag one night and it set itself off on a wonky 54321 countdown, we couldn't finish for laughing

Tell her he loves it and wants to keep it at her house so she can share in his enjoyment

think yourself lucky. ex bought ds a vuvuzela...