To think if every mumsnetter gave me a £1

[Nicegirl123]

Looking through house listings on rightmove (yes, that is my hobby ) and I find a modest but beautiful house!

A dream house!

It suddenly occurred to me that if everyone on Mumsnet gave me a £1, my dream would come true!!

lighthearted

I pledge my pound for glittery paint on your stair risers in red, blue and white for a truly intergalacticbrexit feel :)

Actually op, I'll give you the whole £250 000 of you can tell me;

• how many wash loads is the correct amount peer week for a family of four ( no toddlers)
• what defines naice ham.
• EXACTLY why bog brushes are totally abhorrent. Less than 500 words please.
• give us a diagram - no further instructions, but it has to explain everything.

My 11 dc are fed only on quinoa and caviar! Caviar?! Do you mean they're not raw vegans? You're setting them up for a lifetime of obesity.
I've just had a Honeycomb Magnum

I'll donate a £1 to put towards your slow cooker for your new kitchen in your dream house. I might dig deep and find a second £1 for the roast chicken you will need to feed all the Mumnetters that come for dinner.