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To wonder where on earth the Jeremy Kyle show find these people?

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listsandbudgets · 29/09/2017 15:37

(made an epic fail just now and posted this on landlords discriminating against Vietmanse people so here with a shiny thread all of its own!!)

Day off - just finished everything and decided to watch some rare afternoon TV... The Jeremy Kyle show is has a group of people arguing about theirsex lives with the title across the screen

"If you cheated on a trampoline we're over for good"

What on earth... where on earth did they find them and how on earth do they get them to do this on national TV?

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tigercub50 · 29/09/2017 22:59

I wrote wink cos I thought that produced the emoticon!!

GertiesEyebrow · 29/09/2017 23:02

Quite a few of the guests have come from where I live. Not sure I should admit that. :/
Anyway, for the most part they are proud of being on there. Even when they came out of it looking pretty awful.

tippz · 29/09/2017 23:14

@listsandbudgets

LOL at you pretending you just caught it on an afternoon off Grin

Same to others here making out they watch it occasinally. Grin

Fess up, you watch it every day dontcha?!

Anyhow. Yeah it is a shit show. I fucking hate it, and I loathe the dregs and flotsam that they have on there. I also loathe that odious little creep Jeremy Kyle.

I would never watch it, but for some reason DH just HAS to watch it when he is home. I sometimes go outside or in another room or put my music on through my headphones.

It's fucking awful. Kyle talks to people like shit, he shouts and talks down to them, and they often have recurring guests. He uses the same dozen or so lines too EVERY SINGLE SHOW. He does this because he isn't actually very bright, and can't think of anything really intelligent or constructive to say.

A few examples;

'Look at me!' (says it between 15 and 55 times each show.)
'Get off my stage!'
'I'm an old man...' (in other words, I am older than you so I know more.)
'Facebook and twitter, dunno what THEY are.'
'I like you..'
'Get a job you worthless piece of whatsit.'
'Steve, what do you think Steve?' (The banter with Steve on every show is fucking hilarious. Hmm )
'Be quiet, I am talking. It says the JEREMY KYLE SHOW!'
'Well you should have put something on the end of it SHOULDN'T you?'

It really is the scummiest of scum telly. I wish they would destroy every episode made and never show it again.

RedBlackberries · 29/09/2017 23:27

It's really uncomfortable viewing. I hate the way he bullies and riles up his guests. I saw one where he made a mum choose which of her daughters would get addiction counselling and then told her, don't worry love, we'll send them both. Sick fucking cunt Angry

Interesting that mumsnetters are so outraged by it yet I've had the insult 'you belong on JK' thrown at me on this website more than once Hmm

Amd724 · 29/09/2017 23:38

I watch it almost everyday. When I first started watching it, I’ll admit, I watched because I found it fascinating. I had just moved from the States, I was having a hard time with non BBC British accents and slang (I’m in Yorkshire), and the show with subtitles actually helped. Call me crazy, don’t believe me, I don’t care. There aren’t many shows on TV in the UK that show true regional slang and accents.

I had seen shows like it before at home, namely the Jerry Springer show. The JS show used to be good before it went really trashy, because he’d have really interesting guests about racism and people who were gay (in the 1990s) talking about the discrimination they faced. He’s had the KKK on, and they had a debate about free speech even when there was hate speech. He was a reporter, so his show was actually about mainstream topics. It was also filmed in my home city, Chicago. Other shows at home like the Steve Wilkos Show and Maury do find their guests in the poorest sections of society. We don’t say working class, we say poor or hand to mouth. DNA tests are really expensive on both sides of the pond, so I could see someone who needs the test done, the man/woman cannot pay for it, etc.. I don’t like the lie detector ones about cheating, because usually they’re just spouting nasty things about each other.

I must admit, I skip the ones about drug abuse and rehab, because JK is quite nasty to them before helping them. And sadly, usually, the person relapses.

Lately there’s been more sibling reunions, parent reunions, etc. including DNA to confirm people are siblings or parents or whatever after being adopted out. I find those more palpatable to watch, and quite frankly, I’ve cried over them.

Some of the guests though, they clearly have mental health, drug, alcohol, or other problems. Some have finished school without any qualifications, live in deprived areas, and it gets on my NERVES when JK tells them to just get off their backside and find a job. Yeah ok dude, its not that fucking easy, is it? Especially if you’ve made mistakes in your life, went to prison, had an addiction.

My husband doesn’t know why I watch, but the easiest way to explain it is, its hard to look away from a tragedy. You just look on to see what’s going to happen next.

ChinkChink · 29/09/2017 23:48

What I object to most about the JK show is JK himself. He's a shit presenter.

He has formula phrases that he repeats on every single show as he is of limited vocabulary. He doesn't listen to replies, or indeed give the 'guest' much chance to respond. He interrupts. He extrapolates.

JK bingo:

'Put something on the end of it'
'Fair play to you for coming on'
'Why did you say no?'
'Guess what?'
'This guy's a genius. Here's Graham.' [Graham emerges, looking suitably and rightly embarrassed]
'It isn't about you, it's about these kids.'

It's all about HIM.

Ducknose · 30/09/2017 09:11

I wonder if Steve ever wants to just knock him out but has to grin and bear JK's 'banter' which is becoming more and more of a thing, but is just uncomfortable to watch.
On another note, I know of a man who went on for a lie detector test and passed it, but afterwards he told friends that he had actually cheated on his partner and couldn't believe he'd passed it :/

MissEliza · 30/09/2017 12:23

My dm insists on having it on in her house. I seem to recall that they had a paternity test episode and they actually had the baby on. I thought that was appalling.

WhatALoadOfOldBollocks · 30/09/2017 19:10

tippz summed it up perfectly...

To wonder where on earth the Jeremy Kyle show find these people?
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