......To set my house alight and Burn it to the Ground!??

[Littlebatcalledlucille]

It's Friday, a good clean before the weekend.
Mirrors need a wee clean in the dining room, I find THIS!!!

What would you do??

Cheeky bitch. She's not dead. Pretending and not very good at it.

There was a HUGE one in the corridor at work the other day. I seriously contemplated burning the whole hospital down.

What? The round thing is a nest? Oh dear God, burn your house down now!

Phosphorus

Yep, we had her long lost cousin in the hall today. DH knew that spiders were around when I suddenly stopped arguing about it not bring my turn to sort out the laundry.

I grabbed the clothes and yelled from another room that he had to get rid of the spider .

Is that a golf ball next to spide-zilla?

fekko its her nest.

If YOU are cold THEY are cold.

BRING THEM INSIDE!!

Despite the astonishing architectural skills of spiders, I think we can reasonably assume they have not evolved the social consciousness to think/behave in terms such as 'cheeky'. That may be false anthropomorphism.

This is the most unnecessarily pretentious thing I've ever read. Excellent

Are you sure it’s not a Malteaser? Why not pop it in your mouth to make sure.

Don't they live in their webs? I know bugger all!

CottonEyedJoe

Frisky No! thank you.

I could cut it in half and we could share it?

yummy. Spider surprise. A must on every menu.