Would this annoy you too?

[shushpenfold]

Ok, so I have a flat mate (my best friend) and he has a relatively new girlfriend who he's fallen in love with; the feeling is mutual apparently. She's really nice and I'm v happy for them so all good so far.
They've been constantly together for the last few weeks and I came back from the cinema last night to find that they'd had sex on my bloody couch!! We have a really nice flat, roof terrace etc and most importantly, he has his own room. Why the hell would you need to use my sofa?!
Does anyone else think that this is really out of order?

Tell me about it. This is doing my head in.

I shouted at them both when I found them again (too shocked the first time and just walked out) They've said they'll replace the couch with her most recent royalties cheque. They said again that she's really successful....Rita someone or other.

I don't think it's going to end well OP,prob best one of you finds somewhere else to live.

brilliant

I think you're right; the message just isn't getting through.

This took me a while to get but I’m there now

Ok so this is one of those threads where it's a reference to some bullshit to show I've never seen?

Rita? Whut?!

Who is Rita!

3 perfect 😁👍🏼

So pleased....I thought this would never work! Can anyone name it?

Oh ffs. OP, don't you know how annoying this sort of thing is?

Why do you do that OP? You just sound like a knob now

Hee hee! I've never done it before but couldn't resist this time. Every time I hear it I think, 'bloody hell, if this was on MN they'd think it was really out of order'. I had to check. (Soz)

And you should be shot for saying "Hee hee" too!

And Soz

still dont get it

Still sniggering.

Slightly sad that no-one has named the song. I always thought it would be a brilliant MN thread......guess the song and were they BU!! Xx

Your song. I will indulge you op

And yes she was bvu she could have picked a better love interest

Thank you 3perfect. I'm (sadly) happy now.....doesn't take much!

What a waste of bloody time.

That's cheeky, I'll always remember coming back from a night out with my mate who had brought a bloke she was sort of seeing back to mine, I was in a shit mood and went up the stairs shouting "don't bother shagging on my leather sofas either" they didn't I scared him off

Oh it's one of "those" how annoying. My story was true though.

Nice one, op!