To ask for your most embarrassing childhood memories

[Silogreen]

my cheeks can still flush when remembering some particularly bad ones -

When I was about 10, my foot went dead while sat on the floor for assembly. A particularly stern teacher had the job of ushering us out at the end - didn't want to get his attention so tried to walk on it and collapsed onto a group of the year above, who were in the row behind. Trying to break my fall, one of my hands landed directly on a boy's genitals and he started screaming. Then the teacher stood over me with his hands on his hips, shouting at me to get up as I lay flailing on the ground, trying to explain, with the whole year laughing. Worst bit was I had reflexively started patting the boys genitals immediately after it happened, in a kind of sorry/there there, make it better way.

There are so many more, mainly involving accidentally pissing myself at school. please tell me I'm not alone in never having gotten over these things!!

The first two emojis were meant to be laughing - sorry for formatting, am on the mobile app!

I took my knickers off without thinking in front of my classmates when changing for PE ! I was only 7 but some kids pointed and laughed and I was so embarrassed when I realised what I'd done and raced to pull them on again!

Bumping so that everyone can share the thought of the random dressed down squirrel.

@thefirstmrsrochester

Your mum was horrible for that

The squirrel has me sniggering on my delayed train

I wet myself at school once and pretended it wasn't me. Despite the massive puddle I was sitting in.

Another time I was doing cartwheels when on a camp trip and put my hand in dog shit. Did my best to wipe it off but the smell lingered and there was nowhere to clean my hands so had to deny it was me

My mum was very poor so couldn't afford decent packed lunches. Best she could do for a school trip was cold rice and cooked sausages. I pretended I wasn't hungry then shovelled it in on the coach home in the hope no one would see me