To imagine disastrous things for annoying people?

[Winosaurus]

The woman with the annoying clip-clopping heels at work.
Or the person driving at 14mph in a 40 because he's twatting about with his sat-nav.
Or the gossipy mum at the school gates who knows all the teachers personally now and adds them on Facebook.
Or the owner of the yappy dog that gets let out to wee at 5am.
Or the CF woman across the road who parks taking up two spaces.

Anyone else imagine their untimely deaths a la "Final Destination"

There was me saying only the other day that we should bring back good old fashioned cursing.
I'm working on one for my neighbours car alarm that goes off every time he gets in or out.

Oooh I do this!

I always say that at least one 'thought murder' a day keeps you mentally healthy.

My favourite curse is "may your poos be spiky for ever".

I mutter it under my breath at those that irk me.

I'm a crone in training.

I did a mental pen-to-neck stabbing (think Joe Pesci in Casino) of patronising line manager today at work

I used to have a 'Press Button To Destroy' box I got from Maplins, and each button had a different death ray sound. Some utter bastard stole it.

But you're giving them headspace they don't deserve.

I love this thread. I think this about people who don't move down the aisle during rush hour meaning that loads of other commuters can't get on....grrrrr

Ifonly I want to punch them in the back of the head 👊🏻

But you do know there's someone wishing you a grotesque death for a minor annoyance don't you.

Oh yes. I imagine making a Voodoo doll of the bastard ex.

There;'s a woman in the PTA and I imagine her tripping over head first into a bucket of pigs muck. It just crosses my mind sometimes, as I'm walking down the road. Strangely satisfying though slightly evil. Ah well.

So glad to see this thread as though it was just me who has a death wish in annoying individuals!

Every time I see teenage/20-something lads doing wheelies on their bikes, getting in everyone's way (especially if they're on a pavement/pedestrianised street where bikes aren't allowed, or holding up cars on the road) I wish really hard for them to fall over backwards and really hurt themselves. It never works. (Ps. I'm a cyclist myself so not a cyclist hater. I just hate the ones that give the rest of us a bad name.)

Noisy motorcycle riders. May they rot in the seventh circle of hell for all eternity!

Ambulance car drivers, when they turn on the siren exactly right next to me. Fuckers! And they play tunes, I swear!