To ask what the most annoying thing was that an ex took with them? (Lighthearted)

[BillyNotQuiteNoMates]

Until last night, I though it was the toothbrush charger, but last night, I discovered that he'd also taken my vibrator charger with him 🙄
Anyone else got a funny one?

All my money and the duvet off the bed!!!

reverse. he left nearly all his fecking stuff. for five years. still haev some in the loft.

we were lucky as I got to keep the furniture and he got his dad's furniture when his dad sold up.

we do still have half of the bed each as some of it is iin my loft and we have not got round to sorting it out.

Mine took anything of value so all electrical items, our car & a bag of clothes. Left all the rest of his stuff including pics of his daughter/family etc, qualification paperwork. Took the max he could get from cash machine same day & left me with 10k debt & rent contract for further 6mths. Was then surprised & annoyed to find I'd cleared the joint acc, including the refunds for the Christmas gifts he bought me & id returned. Fully expected to be able to use the account in his new life but for me to fund it & for me to pay for a courier to deliver his stuff to him (about £300). Didn't happen, made him pick it up & return some duplicate electrical stuff he'd taken. Wasn't happy to sign form for rental deposit to be returned solely to me (I'd paid it) but got him to agree by saying he could keep the phone i got him. Had already cancelled contract but was still in notice period, didn't mention it & got an email a few weeks later about how unreasonable I was to not keep paying it & that he needed a phone!

Sorry that wasn't that light hearted, although him taking all the computers (pc, laptop, tablet etc) made sorting all the house stuff a nightmare as no internet access outside of work & really he didn't need all 3! Did leave all the Christmas booze we'd bought in so I got over the break up by working my way through it with friends throughout January

My Ministry of Sound Trance Nation 2 CD it was worth it though

The dog .... !

Didn’t happen to me but my SIL ex took all his own belongings one of e TVs and the bed slates just to be a douche 😂

A lovely China pig money box that his mum had given me for Christmas.

My tempura bed.
Our Lowry original prints.
Quite a lot of money (he's never worked since)
My kids for half the week - he actually took them with him the day he moved out. I came home to any empty house. Bastard.

Tempur, not tempura.

It wasn't deep-fried in batter.

My Cure t-shirt that was especially kept as the last reminder of the real me

Cocktail shaker which was a pressie from my best mate. He said he didn't want anything when asked. I had to take a load of his stuff to him as he kept saying he'd come round for it then crying off 30 mins before the agreed time too.

My Kajagoogoo White Feathers t shirt and moulinex food processor because he wanted to make potato salad apparently!

£800 to pay the utility bills, but he forgot to cancel the TV & video rental which was being paid from his account so it kind of evened up.

He forgot to take his cufflinks so I sold them.

His salary.