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To think that the 'teenager' who makes the flatbreads on the Tesco ad...

15 replies

CoughLaughFart · 15/09/2017 23:27

...is actually about 45? Seriously, I'm surprised he can't remember when bread was on the ration!

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ijustwannadance · 15/09/2017 23:32

He's just so smug.
In real life that house would've been trashed and they would've caught him shagging in their bed.

CoughLaughFart · 15/09/2017 23:33

Exactly! It's the most civilised party I've ever seen! And what teenager makes fucking flatbreads?!

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ijustwannadance · 15/09/2017 23:44

With extra chilli flakes for dad.
Parents are far too laid back. I'd go apeshit.

Copper1122 · 15/09/2017 23:51

Yes! Weird weird weird. Why does the clearly 30 year old man not have his own place?? And some party leaving No mess/clearing up

Toddlerteaplease · 15/09/2017 23:53

I wondered about the tidy house as well. Don't think I'd be won over by flatbread if a DS of mine had done that!

GreatFuckability · 15/09/2017 23:56

i had a party in my mothers house where someone bent metal bunkbeds in half, pulled an electricity box off the wall and pissed through my letter box. teenagers these days are shit.

pennysnow · 15/09/2017 23:59

I wouldn't say he looks 45, but at least 30 yeah!

dingdongdigeridoo · 16/09/2017 00:06

All those real food ads are smug shite. Plus you have to see their gurning faces on posters in stores. Agh.

BackieJerkhart · 16/09/2017 00:08

Those "red hand" flatbreads are providing lots of entertainment on FB here in NI Grin

Allabitmuchisntit · 16/09/2017 00:16

Kitchen sink full of puke.
Cream cake food fight.
Crying.
The friend that's a wannabe DJ.
Curdled "cocktails"
At least one fight.
Total strangers asleep on floor next morning.
Totally pissed disregard of respect for your parents property.

Not one fucking flatbread to be seen.

SonicHedgehog · 16/09/2017 00:17

I want the recipe though they look awesome

bookwormsforever · 16/09/2017 00:25

I'm making them tomorrow! Saw the ad and thought they look yummy Grin

ErrolTheDragon · 16/09/2017 00:25

I've not seen the ad, but there's an easy flatbread recipe on a Chat thread currently, called something like 'oh my god, I've made the nearest thing to heaven'. After I'd had a go at them, DD asked me to show her how to make them.... so, yes, teenagers do make flatbread, but in her defence (a) she'll be off to uni soon and 'emergency bread' seems like a good idea and (b) the kitchen was certainly not left clean and tidy.Grin

Tazerface · 16/09/2017 00:51

I did comment that it looked like a really tame lame party! The parents look shell shocked at a few people milling about; it's hardly the yellow pages ad is it?!

3wayburger · 16/09/2017 00:59

Fag burns in the carpet
Banister of the wall
Vomit in the bath
A broken window
Broken garden gate
And even the cooking sherry was drank

A flat bread would not of cut it with my mother Grin

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