To have laughed at this incorrect phrase

[WinditupSlowitdown]

Someone I know posted a photo of them having a glass of wine with their pug dog and she captioned it .. living the life of kylie.

.... think you might mean riley darling.

This is as bad as when people say "oh she's fast off now" refering to being asleep. The phrase is fast on. lol

Someone I know says "what a third world problem"

I said semi skilled milk as a joke.

The whispers were that I had early dementia.

Fuckers

I have only ever heard fast off!

Foraging 😂😂😂

arrives, snorts loudly, departs

Got to say Halfsack I've never heard 'she's fast on' or even 'fast off'!