***Puts on hard hat*** I can't stand threads about parking

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I know I don't have to read them but why do people find them so interesting?

What threads bore you?

I don't mind parking threads but I can't stand the mindless bleating for a diagram. The poster has been pretty clear about the situation and some tit who can't be bothered to read always wades in saying the post is unintelligible without the aid of a rudimentary drawing.
It's spread to neighbour disputes too now. We don't need a Google earth snapshot, we can understand the OP's neighbour is an arsehole without flash cards.