Diagram to follow, but in short:
We have new neighbours over the road. They seemed to have started moving in this morning. It's a terraced street, nobody has a drive so it's all on-street parking.
They appear to have three cars, and this is actually fine in of itself - not everyone has a car and as a result there SHOULD be plenty of room for them.
However, the house next to them but one also have three cars, one of which previously they have been in the habit of parking outside the vacant house. This will now have to stop, understandably.
The chap living between these two neighbours doesn't have a car, so this will leave (if they squish up), space for two cars, leaving the Parking Houses with one extra car each to find a space for.
My AIBU is this.... am I being unreasonable for secretly wanting this to develop into all out war, with passive-aggressive notes and constant space-stealing?!