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To wonder how often older people have sex

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NeverNeverLand40 · 05/09/2017 20:15

I'm just being a bit nosey -pervey- really.

I'm currently not getting any as I'm single. But as the years are ticking by and not getting any younger, I'm just wondering how often middle aged people roughly dtd?

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dratsea · 05/09/2017 23:54

Middle age starts when you find it is easier to put your socks on by sitting down

Middle age ends when you have to sit down to put your socks on.

Old age starts when it is easier if you sit down to put your pants on.

I am still only 67, on a good day I can get the pants on still standing and can give no further advice about when you have to sit down.

Can still get the pants off without help and still have sex, usually in the mornings, but never roughly.

Any help?

Lovingmybear2 · 06/09/2017 00:04

princess Grin

Well op we did it twice last Friday night and we're careful not to wake the grandson in his cot by our bed. He's 16 months so That's ok.

We have been like rabbits since 17 and had 5 kids and now grandkids.

Still rabbits If slightly less hoppy and more grey!

Satisfied?

haveacupoftea · 06/09/2017 00:13

Probably more often than me, the older you are the older your children are and the less likely you are to interrupted/too tired etc

haveacupoftea · 06/09/2017 00:16

Dratsea middle age sounds a lot like being pregnant.

Lovingmybear2 · 06/09/2017 00:27

haveacuppa

I sense a drop in your libido. Never fear the older your children get the wilder you become! I they go out of an evening and you have slept through for years so all rejuvenated Grin

As long as you remember what goes where

ShoesHaveSouls · 06/09/2017 00:36

I'm middle aged? Shock

Fuck that.

I thought middle aged was 50+

Lovingmybear2 · 06/09/2017 00:45

Do did I until I was 50! Clearly middle age is 70!

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