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To not let the builders in tomorrow!!!

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HiJenny35 · 04/09/2017 17:56

So today was the first day of 6 weeks of building work we are having done.
The builders turned up at 8am and one who I hadn't met knocked on the door. He asked if he could borrow the loo. Obviously I said yes.
He did the most stinky poo I have ever known, it was sick, I was gagging, I had half a container of air freshener and I used it ALL and it didn't help, I even bleached the toilet to limit the smell but that didn't help. Now I can't open the windows more than a crack as there's scaffolding outside the windows. Now I'm not bad with smells but this was BAAAADDDDD!
Aibu to...
just lock all the doors, shut all the curtains and never let them in again living forever more with the scaffolding up?

OP posts:
Lucisky · 04/09/2017 18:47

We had builders. They used the loo. They poo'd in it, shock horror. But- it saved me £600 on a portaloo for the duration of the build.

Anecdoche · 04/09/2017 19:06

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wannabestressfree · 04/09/2017 19:58

I agree @Anecdoche. I have a colostomy bag and my partner swears If they had harnessed my 'powers of odour' wars would have finished much earlier.
Such is life :)

DawnMumsnet · 04/09/2017 20:46

Evening all,

Just nipping in here with a polite request to knock it on the head with the troll hunting, please! The OP's been on the site for years and is NOT, repeat, NOT a poo troll.

Many thanks. Smile

Sayyouwill · 04/09/2017 21:11

That builder/poo thread on here recently was lifted from an already existing discussion on netmums. Her 'Facebook friend' was just another member

apostropheuse · 04/09/2017 21:33

Yet another the builder shit in my toilet thread.

PollytheDolly · 05/09/2017 07:23

I had builders in for 6 months and I can't recall my bog being stunk out once.

YANBU and day one as soon as he got there?

I guess he's starting as he means to go on Grin

Trollspoopglitter · 05/09/2017 07:30

OP, you should have said it was a piano teacher. There's would be outcries of how can a person leave a stranger's toilet in such a state, etc. Builders are a protected species on this site, however. Part of your contract is to clean up their shite, literally.

Blodplod · 05/09/2017 07:31

I had loads of work done to my house.. phase 1 was the garage and one builder arrived every morning, about 8.00am then went straight to the loo. The issue was the loo was off the kitchen and literally just had a loo, no sink. You had to wash hands in kitchen sink (gross and it's now a proper bathroom with shower and sink etc). Every morning without fail he spent about 20 mins, doing a very smelly poo, would then come out, not wash his hands and then carry on his day.. I always seemed to be in or around the kitchen (worked from home) at this time. I very quickly ordered a portaloo and kept to this arrangement for future works being done.

honeysucklejasmine · 05/09/2017 07:38

The problem, OP, is that some people would post your OP being totally serious. They really do think it's unacceptable for trades to use the loo. So people think you're serious too.

Boatmistress17 · 05/09/2017 15:18

Omg mners. . I am parked at work (a private address ) and the neighbours are having the front garden made into a drive - may be back with a parking thread on Fri depending on the state of play regarding where i can park then. .
Anyway. .
The builders have a wagon with a portaloo on it!!
Never seen such a sight!!
Imagine you have the poos and the boss won't hang on so drives off!!??

Beevor · 05/09/2017 15:36

We had a new kitchen fitted which took a couple of weeks. We nicknamed the fitters 'fat lad' and 'dad'. Every morning Fat Lad would come in, shout good morning and then have a gigantic smelt shit in our loo!

In the end DH asked him to go before he left his own house. It was truly disgusting and whilst I realise we all do it, I don't know anyone else who does it like that!

HiJenny35 · 05/09/2017 15:38

Actually I know I'm going to get cries of omg you're so nasty again! However I'm having a back extension after Christmas and I didn't know a portaloo was a possibility but Im going to order one, it's actually been a real pain, nothing to do with smell or hygiene (they've all been great today) but there's 6 on site today, they've all been in once or twice which isn't a problem at all but my 9 month old is crawling out every time someone comes in the door (I've given them a key) the stair gates are being left open, the front door is being left on the latch and she keeps making a crawl for it, there is mud walked all along the hall (downstairs is open plan) and obviously that's exactly where baby wants to crawl! My four year old can't lock the door when she uses the bathroom so I'm constantly trying to check where she is. First time having building work with kids and I hadn't considered any of these things.

OP posts:
clairethewitch70 · 05/09/2017 15:46

Put a sign in your flower bed "Please water me" and a sign on your roses "please put compost here" . Either that or let them use your toilet.
(Pictures builders picking thorns from their bum Grin)

Bluntness100 · 05/09/2017 15:53

What is it with the mumsnet obsession with workmen shitting in their loos then starting a thread about it describing in great detail just how much it stank? Confused

Babydoll86 · 11/11/2018 14:19

Ok, so I'm fairly new to Mumsnet, I signed up as I always seem to find exactly what I'm looking for when needing a question answered.

However, one thing I've clearly noticed whilst going through the forums, is the abuse some users get, for stating their opinions, and exercising their right to "freedom of speech." It's disgusting, it's unecessary, some ppl need to take a chill pill.

I am in the process of looking for a building company to renovate my whole house (kitchen extension, loft, sides etc), and came on here in order to see people's views about builders using their toilets, and if anyone like myself is so severely OCD that what may seem "just disgusting" to some, would actually send us OCD'ers into overdrive.

In my personal opinion, it is disgusting, disrespectful, and downright RUDE to leave your OWN HOUSE, make your way to someone else's house, and ask to use their toilet. When we wake up in the morning, everyone has a poo, no matter how long it takes to come out, if you eat well, and have a healthy/balanced diet, soon as you stand upright, gravity sends everything South!

Even more so for those who smoke/have a coffee when they get up. I strictly refuse anyone coming into my home using my toilet, I don't care who you are! In the past I've had to fight through tears lifting the seat to wipe away the fresh piss running underneath it, and down the outside of the bowl where men AND WOMEN have failed to aim properly - or stooping and it splashed everywhere. I have had to clean away shit splashed everywhere, at the top near the rim where their bum was so big the toilet couldn't accommodate them! On the actual SEAT where my children have to sit down. Like seriously don't take the piss, my children have to live here, it's their home, you came from your house and had the brass neck to come and use my nice, clean, fresh smelling, no stains or pubic haired toilet!

Only people who use my toilet are me and my kids (lone parent) - no workmen or visitors (that I don't know) are allowed. I've noticed when I tell people I'm OCD, they make a point of asking me to use it, and smirking, even though I just said I'm flipping well OCD! I point blank say NO! You are not being unreasonable mentioning this, regardless of how light hearted it is - some of you have young children, that grab onto the edge of the toilet (unfortunately), crawl around etc, then put their hands in their mouths.

These people that do this kind of nastiness in your toilet could have contagious diseases, that are picked up just through skin contact with the contaminated surface. Health & Safety is paramount, using someone else's toilet to have a shit and spray your piss everywhere is downright disrespectful, and potentially harmful - without a second thought, provide a Portaloo for them, 2 if possible, that way they have no reason to come into your home.

I read on another thread, the poster told the builder she'd be putting Portaloos outside, and he had the brass neck to point blank refuse to use them - I wonder why!?!? I'll take one guess - yet it's ok for them to come trampling through people's homes emptying their bowel contents - there's a reason why public/park toilets smell pissy! I know this thread is just over a year old, but it is an open topic, and there will always be people looking for this type of discussion, such as myself. To those getting bashed by other Mumsnetters when putting their views across, ignore them, you are who you are, no one has any right to tell you what you should or shouldn't say, or how you must or mustn't feel.

GreatDuckCookery6211 · 11/11/2018 14:28

ZOMBIE

JellyBears · 11/11/2018 14:31

These threads are so disgusting!

JellyBears · 11/11/2018 14:31

Ahh poo 💩 it’s a zombie 🧟‍♀️ thread

Celebelly · 11/11/2018 14:32

Some might call this thread a floater

ilovesooty · 11/11/2018 14:36

Well that's a creative way to shoehorn in a "I'm a new poster and your all meeeaaan" post. Hmm

ilovesooty · 11/11/2018 14:37

You're - sorry.

Babydoll86 · 11/11/2018 19:19

Read into it how you wish, I'm not here to argue with anyone, and the common narcissistic bullying tactics that go on on this site won't work with me - I'm going to say EXACTLY what you don't wanna hear.

Aprilsinparis · 11/11/2018 19:37

I hate smelly poos, no matter who does 'em. I think all visitors should have a damn good shit, before they cross my threshold, and if they can't, they can piss off!

Babydoll86 · 11/11/2018 22:07

Aprilsinparis, spot on, I agree.